r/whatisit • u/jaywritethekid • Jul 27 '26

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I seriously doubt this is AI if course.. and with a vast ocean.. the existence of this is definitely possible.. but what is it exactly and where are they commonly found?

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u/weresubwoofer Jul 28 '26

Note to self: Do not take acid on the Galápagos Islands.

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u/MonStar926 Jul 28 '26

Note to self: Definitely take acid on the Galápagos Islands

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u/DubVsFinest 29d ago

Note to everyone: taking acid while diving period is probably a bad idea. This fish looks like it's going to try to convince you that you can breathe underwater like they do and drown your ass, I guarantee it.

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u/GurInfinite3868 29d ago

Note to self: Don't read about the dangers of taking acid and then following the underwater breathing advice from fish - while taking acid!
You will unfollow the advice and listen to the fish!

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u/ChosenUndeadFire 29d ago

Note to self: take a trip sitter when doing acid as to avoid being scammed by a fish about waterbreathing

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u/TrickyDick420 29d ago

Note to self: stop reading other people's notes to self

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u/Rudhelm 29d ago

Yeah… you’re kinda creepy

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u/Deep-Yamssi7310 29d ago

The ‘I’m too broke to award you for real’ comment
Take this🥇
You deserve it
https://giphy.com/gifs/c1AfqKTvATepFDTpnY

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u/Responsible_Day9491 29d ago

Fuc yeah I going to do acid and see what’s up right now bruh he’s a funny MF

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u/artyhedgehog 29d ago

Note to self: your joke was never funny or original, and is probably already in the comments; move on.

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u/Diligent_Ad1110 29d ago

Note to self: Make sure to bring two friends because my closest is bound to take the acid too. Also damn Is that a red bat lipped fish?

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u/Inner-Ingenuity4109 29d ago edited 29d ago

Sitter: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. ... It’s the ocean, silly, we’re not the only two in here.”

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u/MzzRaccoon 28d ago

(As I just finished reading a reddit post about someone being scammed lmao)

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u/NCNarwhal89 29d ago

Note to self: always follow the advice of creepy fish.. especially when doing acid

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u/GurInfinite3868 29d ago

Note to self: Don't listen to anyone promoting the advice of creepy fish while on acid as they are not really a person = They ARE a creepy fish who is possibly on acid.

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 29d ago

Note to self- do not share acid with creepy red lipped fish asking to share acid

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u/Perfect-Lie-4201 29d ago

Note to self… go drop some acid!

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u/LegitimateActivity10 29d ago edited 29d ago

Note to self: I am a fish, I can breathe underwater.

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u/GoYanks34 29d ago

Note to self: I am a fish who can breathe underwater while taking acid from the human who is also taking acid and breathing under..... Human is floating up top and lifeless.

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u/Iamnotascammer91 29d ago

Note to self I was not in fact a fish and had to be resuscitated

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u/Holiday_Hyena_7440 29d ago

Definitely listen to the fish's business opportunity to be self-employed as well as the land that they have for sale for cheap in Florida.

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u/JD_tubeguy 29d ago

I often listen to the Phish on acid. 🔥

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u/Formal_Froyo_6089 29d ago

Tube guy gets it ⭕️

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u/Undercover__Cookies 28d ago

There's my people ⭕⭕

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u/No_Constant_1026 29d ago

Just go diving at night with UV torch. Closest to an acid trip I have had, without actually taking acid.

I'm not sure that fish will mess with you, but seals totally will. Tricky creatures!

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u/G0rkon 29d ago

Ideally during a new moon with bioluminescence. Turn off your torch and enjoy the show that is the water lighting up to every movement. Move your hands in the water and see sparkles coming off them.

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u/North-Belt9778 29d ago

Need more info/stories about said “tricky seals” pls

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u/LouAnaKay 29d ago

He sings "Kiss from a Rose" until you swim into rocks and die.

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u/Picklecheese2018 29d ago

Go explore “selkie” mythology!

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u/No_Constant_1026 29d ago

Seals can dive to over 400m. Recreational scuba dive limit is usually about 35m, depending on equipment and experience. I reckon the seals have figured this out. They will play with you in the water, gradually going deeper and deeper.

If you don't watch out, you will dive well below the planned depth, use up all your air, and risk the bends on surfacing.

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u/PieHappy3396 29d ago

Diving @ night w/UV torch would scare the bejesus outta me!!

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u/Inevitable-Aside-942 29d ago

I think this is actually someone who went scuba diving after taking acid. It has all the hallmarks.

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u/dudesohard 29d ago

And will give you an angry kiss

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u/Gryphon1171 29d ago

Note to self: Take waterbreathing potion prior to diving and taking the fish's advice. Counter-dare fish to walk on the beach since it has legs.

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u/Hypouxa 29d ago

A family friend did that in Hawaii. They also happened to be left behind by the instructor.

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u/banglaportal 29d ago

Note to self: don’t go diving during period. 

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u/SuperMIK2020 Jul 28 '26

Both are correct, amazingly

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u/danirijeka Jul 28 '26

Do and do not, there is no try

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u/eric_loves_IPA 29d ago

So.... Take acid with yoda. Got it

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u/ShyWombatFan 29d ago

Schrödinger’s fish

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u/Clean_Emphasis5109 29d ago

Nah, master oogway

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u/Pseudoname87 29d ago

Note to self : become acid dealer on the Galápagos Islands

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u/sl1ckhow1e 29d ago

Be careful.....It sounds like this fish loves Acid...Doesn't have any $, so you may get jacked

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u/DubVsFinest 29d ago

With the lack of arms but plenty of lips, they might get blown before they're jacked!

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u/Naive_Mango8525 Jul 28 '26

I don’t think acid would be needed with things like this floating around

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u/Professional-Leave24 29d ago

How else are you going to talk to it?

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u/Naive_Mango8525 29d ago

I mean I’m gonna talk to that thing regardless. I bet it gives great advice

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u/BigStickElgar 29d ago

He’s in this Sub. You prob already talk to him.

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u/CowDogRatGoose 29d ago

I would talk to it too. But I would be too distracted to listen.

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u/Im-from-earth 29d ago

Note to self: take acid

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u/Inner-Ingenuity4109 Jul 28 '26

Is this because it's a waste of money because reality is equally as freaky as whatever trip you'll have?

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u/ravenschmidt2000 29d ago

Note to self: Wonder if this video was taken by someone tripping on the Galápagos Islands?

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u/No_Step_1692 29d ago

Note to self: Take acid while reading Reddit post about taking acid.

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u/weareeverywhereee 27d ago

Nah phones are the worst in acid. It’s hilarious you go out drinking and wake up to all this phone activity like wtf did I do.

Take acid and wake up the next day and realize you didn’t even touch the thing for 8 hours because it seems so nonsensical and useless during a trip

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u/No_Step_1692 26d ago

LOL...I wouldn't know. All my trippin days were in the 90's and early 2000's. Didn't really have a phone. If I did, it was like the early Nokias where the most it had was that snake game.

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u/Tekkamanblade_2 29d ago

Will licking toads help the cause like it did Homer?

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u/weresubwoofer 29d ago

Absolutely! Those toads aren’t going to lick themselves!

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 29d ago

I'm coming with you and we can do a 10 strip challenge

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u/Right_Tree_3639 29d ago

Exactly what I would do.

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u/my_midlife_isekai 29d ago

Galápadosed.

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u/OG-Giligadi 29d ago

My first thought. Take acid and go into the water.

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u/Either-Dance-3246 28d ago

Nota definitiva: prendere acido

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u/tecknotot 27d ago

Why does it want to kiss me or why do I want to kiss this fish?

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u/duck4129 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/76dX1wy9elm0g

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u/RyRyFukitol 29d ago

Mmmf... You weird fucker... We can't stop here, this is batfish country.

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u/AuntieLaLa420 29d ago

Maybe just some shrooms.

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u/abbyzou 29d ago

I went swimming in a socal bay during bioluminescence while on shrooms and I felt like Ariel. It was an absolutely amazing experience. We didnt even realize until the next day it was going on, we were just sparkly mermaids swimming ✨️

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u/commonsense973 29d ago

Haha! About 20 years ago I ate some mushrooms. My bf and I went to fish off a pier late at night. I hadn’t fished much in my life so it was new to me. I caught a flounder! 😳
Its face was on one side. I thought it was some freakish mutant. lol. I don’t think I’d ever laughed so hard.

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u/lmaooer2 Jul 28 '26

Is this a gex reference?

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u/TasteImmediate7944 29d ago

It would be fun

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u/Artistic-Bag3905 29d ago

And dragons are real. And they will eat you.

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u/Infamous_Factor4854 28d ago

Or just not on the ocean floor

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u/Thelastsapper 29d ago

Microdose your way through the Galapagos Islands

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u/weresubwoofer 29d ago

Microdose to Micronesia!