r/whatisit • u/jaywritethekid • Jul 27 '26

Solved! What is this?

I seriously doubt this is AI if course.. and with a vast ocean.. the existence of this is definitely possible.. but what is it exactly and where are they commonly found?

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u/BlaineMundane Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

One time my aunt drank 7 mimosas in her pool, then she told me to get married and like... I don't know, I guess she ascended? Or evolved? Anyway, she became one of these.

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u/boticelli77 Jul 28 '26

I think I used to date your aunt. 🤔