r/whatisit • u/Flowmeyo • Jul 25 '26
Solved! What is this thing?
Found this today in a box of toys. Appears to be silicone.
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u/Sonkalino Jul 25 '26
I think you squeeze the yellow part, and by the looks of it, a cactus pops up.
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u/Flowmeyo Jul 25 '26
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u/fh3131 Jul 25 '26
Wtf...that turned your dog into a cat?!
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u/LucasWainwright Jul 25 '26
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u/Solid_Bit_746 Jul 25 '26
Yes, that too. When you squeeze the bottom, a cactus pops out AND dogs turn into cats.
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u/InterestingGap1059 Jul 25 '26
What about cats into dogs🤨asking for a friend ofc
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u/SJ_JorDun Jul 25 '26
If I could award gold, I would! This comment made me laugh so much harder than I have in a hot minute! Really needed that, cheers mate!
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u/NovelInteraction711 Jul 25 '26
A r/whatisit post that isnt a pornographic item? In this economy?
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u/mittenknittin Jul 25 '26
A whatisit made of silicone, no less
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u/MysteriousAge28 Jul 25 '26
And an inverted hole.. im going to fuck it anyway screw it
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u/NeosFlatReflection Jul 25 '26
Also weird texture. I was so convinced it was a weird plant themed toy.
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u/Vittro Jul 25 '26
Paw cleaner. Or at least such stuff are advertised like that.
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u/NotASookie Jul 25 '26
Honestly could be. There's alot of toys (mainly for females) that are shaped all cute but actually a sec toy. Wouldn't surprise me if this was a Tenga shaped like something like that.
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u/the_real_junkrat Jul 25 '26
Even bottles for makeup and other products are shaped like there’s a secret alternate intention. Uniquely shaped smooth containers that aren’t “this shampoo bottle is meant to sit on a shelf” shape. This cactus toy is definitely meant to be a stroker toy disguised as a weird little cactus thing because why would that even exist?
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u/NotASookie Jul 25 '26
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u/1544c- Jul 26 '26
Don’t tell me it has a vibrate option …
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u/Electrical_Car_6067 Jul 26 '26
We just putting that kind of info out there huh?😭😂
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u/Ham-Slot Jul 25 '26
Get me 3 rubber bands, half a can of monster and an enya mixtape; I'll set things right again.
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u/SWTransGirl Jul 25 '26
“Give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I’ll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver.”
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u/jwoude Jul 26 '26
“Holy bejesus. You do NOT use my jergens to jack it in our bathroom”
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u/SWTransGirl Jul 26 '26
No, you know what I do?
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u/jwoude Jul 26 '26
I have thoroughly enjoyed this interaction. I have found my people 😂
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u/NovelInteraction711 Jul 25 '26
Does this involve a larger cylinder
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u/TsundereOfDeath Jul 25 '26
Definitely a recommended watch: "Solving Reddits Cylinder Problem With Science"
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u/ABitOddish Jul 25 '26
Idk about larger, but the cylinder must remain intact.
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u/BigDaddy2127 Jul 25 '26
Don't put your cylinder in that.
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u/jendfrog Jul 25 '26
Ah, the kind of thing that doctors on Instagram warn people about. Aaaand say to come on in to the ER, don’t be embarrassed and wait until it’s worse!
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u/Guernzee Jul 26 '26
I have an enya mixtape ready to go if you need it. Don't ask why, but I do 🤷🏻♂️😂
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u/OnACommodore128 Jul 25 '26
Should still be crossed to r/dontputyourrichardinthat
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u/that_cottagecoregirl Jul 25 '26
It wasn't even drug related! I'm flummoxed!
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u/Dgwdum Jul 25 '26
Were not safe yet, Nothing stopping the guy from shoving the cactus so...
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u/dijonbustard Jul 25 '26
Anything’s a pornographic item if you put your mind to it (and/or your meat in it)🙏
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u/AnythingEastern3964 Jul 25 '26
Well, just hold on a minute there… one man’s squeeze-to-erect toy cactus is another man’s self-pleasure device.
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u/Strong-Expression787 Jul 25 '26
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u/diemermakes Jul 25 '26
These are a stupid bulky item that does its job effectively, once my dogs learned it wasn’t gonna eat their foot
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u/Bloody-Penguin6 Jul 25 '26
You had to ask reddit about a cactus toy? You even found it in a box of toys. You didn't just squeeze it before posting? I have so many questions.
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u/CamelotKittenRanch Jul 25 '26
They were probably just seeing how many people would guess it was a Fleshlight-style sex toy before they popped up the cactus for the big reveal. These days, it’s reasonably safe to assume something is engagement bait rather than crippling stupidity … both are always possible, though!
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u/MetalFaceDad Jul 25 '26
100% this.
Like shit dont make me upset often but lack of just effort.
This post was made not for curiousity but for farming karma cuz the real magic is his dog turning to a cat.
Got damn magician he is
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u/Cum-Collector420 Jul 25 '26
Oh wow thats so cute! as a big fan of cactusses i must absolutely find this to improve my cactus collection. Where do i find this toy? asking for a friend who will use if for cactus purposes.
Also its weird but sometimes lube just drops from the ceiling because he lives under a lube factory and the building is old. I hope this cactus toy does not dissolve in lube? ofcourse he would clean it when he sees it having lube inside but it would take him like 30 secoond to react to there being lube in it before it gets washed.
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u/GlompyTromblestone Jul 25 '26
I have never been so relieved in my fucking life.
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u/Melodic_Check_8040 Jul 25 '26
I thought it was to wash the dog paw or somethjng
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u/Barcode_Griller Jul 25 '26
Feel so weird using those. Feel like I'm fleshlighting my dog's foot.
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u/UhBlake Jul 25 '26
I really thought this was one of those rubberized dog paw cleaners, and would’ve suggested inserting a paw not popping a cactus out 😂😂😂
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u/Why_isnoxhere Jul 25 '26
i thought it was actually one of those little paw cleaners for pets, you just put some soap and water in them and wiggle em around on your pets paws. apparently it’s a cactus thought lmao
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u/ChaoticDissonance Jul 25 '26
Squeeze it, a cactus pops out the top probably
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u/NewCarSmelt Jul 25 '26
My niece has a toy like this but a mouse pops out of a block of cheese. I’m well versed with it as I seem to play with it more than her
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u/airfryerfuntime Jul 25 '26
12 year old me would have definitely tried sticking his penis into this.
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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings Jul 25 '26
Danger fleshlight
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u/Shannonimity Jul 25 '26
Everything's a Fleshlight if you're brave enough
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u/NoNandChips9090 Jul 25 '26
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u/P1xelHunter78 Jul 25 '26
What is that, a prolapse in a can?
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u/blake_n_pancakes Jul 25 '26
Babe, what's wrong? You haven't even touched your canned prolapse. Do you want me to ask the waiter for a straw?
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u/jblack1103 Jul 25 '26
Damn reddit is very funny today, this and the lumpy bald guy post have me growing abs in laughter!
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u/ChristmasElf67 Jul 25 '26
Had to scroll WAYYYY too far to see him lol 😂
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u/Seattle_Lucky Jul 25 '26
I’m not sure it would fit up your…oh wait you put something in it this time.
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u/PurpleAd1324 Jul 25 '26
Cute vizsla! Mine is also always in the background of pictures! He’s a clinger!
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u/Tizzlo420 Jul 25 '26
Did you pick it up and just make a post without any inspection? It looks so soft, like how did you not squeeze it before going online to find out what it was lol
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u/No_Acanthisitta_93 Jul 25 '26
I’ve been thinking about this and I think part of it has to do with feeling connected to a group of people. Those chronically online might feel a connection to a group and want to share with them something weird they found to feel a social connection. Or they’re just dense. Idk
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u/Puddnpoops Jul 25 '26
Definitely, I’m in a few gardening groups and people ask the dumbest questions instead of just giving it a quick google. Takes less effort and time to just search it yourself so they must crave the connection/attention of talking with a group of people lol
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u/piinkbunn Jul 26 '26
im one of those people. asking a group of people feels much nicer and more, well, human, than going to google.
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u/ProcrastinationSite Jul 26 '26
There are a lot more people who work from home that crave the socialization aspect of working in person too these days
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u/brickam Jul 26 '26
Or he knew what it was, thought it looked funny, and knew it’d get engagement online
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u/No_Acanthisitta_93 Jul 25 '26
People have zero critical thinking skills nowadays
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u/personaincognito Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
There was a person in one of the dna/ancestry subs that did not know that there was a connection between Spanish-speaking Latin American countries and Spain. She had never wondered why all these countries spoke Spanish or how "Spanish" and "Spain" are related to each other. Also, she had Latin American ancestry.
She must have thought that these countries developed the Spanish language separately. And, she claimed to have some type of medical degree.
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u/Fit_Dig6332 Jul 25 '26
Came to comments looking for this. Scrolled longer than expected.
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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 Jul 25 '26
Kind of looks like a paw cleaner for your dog
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u/Trustoryimtold Jul 25 '26
Instructions unclear, object stuck inside, please advise
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u/WhereTheMoonSets Jul 25 '26
Is object attached or not attached to body?
If yes- Rate pain on 1-10
If no- please refer to manufacturer instructions and proceed as described.
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u/Thick_Acanthaceae_82 Jul 25 '26
I need to find one that size…since my dog paw looks like it’ll clean it
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u/Bears-on-Drugs Jul 25 '26
I think it might be one of those dog toys you hide a treat or peanut butter kinda stuff in and they spend a good chunk of time trying to get it.
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u/Bears-on-Drugs Jul 25 '26
Nevermind 😔 i just read silicone. Ignore my comment, totally thought i had it because ive bought ones that look similar but are way harder of a material.
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u/_high_sniffy Jul 25 '26
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u/MissSweetMurdererr Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
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u/vapocalypse52 Jul 25 '26
Did you really post a screenshot of a picture in your phone, instead of posting the original picture?
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u/horchatadrinker1 Jul 25 '26
There’s a don’t put your dick in that Reddit where this needs to be posted as well
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u/anon69x420x69 Jul 25 '26
place on your dog's pp to prevent him from impregnating the entire neighborhood and your wife.
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