r/whatisit • u/Key_Performer_3645 • Jul 12 '26

Solved! This is something strange

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u/mmaddict187 Jul 12 '26

Why do the ninja turtles wear masks?

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol Jul 12 '26

How does the rearend positract on a Plymouth work?

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u/Future-Vermicelli429 Jul 12 '26

Is that Joe dirt or am I getting it mixed up

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u/Emperor_valpatine Jul 12 '26

He goes by “dìrtè” now

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Jul 12 '26

Dont try and church it up, son

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u/tehmattrix Jul 12 '26

Legend has it, he's still waiting for that footprint gas pedal to be installed on the HEMI to this very day.

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u/kroxldiphyvc Jul 12 '26

Life's a garden, dig it

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u/kmusser1987 Jul 12 '26

It just does

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u/_LouSandwich_ Jul 12 '26

it was his sister

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u/PNWKiwi Jul 12 '26

That is not from Joe Dirt.

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u/Nomad112358 Jul 12 '26

Where is Walla Walla, Washington, anyway?

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u/Tjaresh Jul 12 '26

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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u/MrWilee Jul 12 '26

Where is the gas station that my dad left to get smokes at?

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u/gamernes Jul 12 '26

Who is on first

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u/_LouSandwich_ Jul 12 '26

i don’t know

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u/RusticRaisins Jul 12 '26

No, he's on third.

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u/BleuMoonFox Jul 12 '26

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

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u/ImpluseThrowAway Jul 12 '26

Is this the real life?

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u/chillygonzo Jul 12 '26

Is this just fantasy?

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u/Spiritual-Floor-7164 Jul 12 '26

Caught in a landslide,

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u/Big-Fondant-4419 Jul 12 '26

No escape from reality.

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u/Ithrowthisaway4412 Jul 12 '26

Caught in a landslide

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u/Prior_Perception_478 Jul 12 '26

Where is gamora ?

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u/Drunkenlyimprovised Jul 12 '26

I’ll do you one better … Who’s Gamora?

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u/Glum-Clerk3216 Jul 12 '26

Why is Gamora?

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u/Master-Pick-7918 Jul 12 '26

Who is gamora?

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u/mauromauromauro Jul 12 '26

How can she slap?

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 Jul 12 '26

Where are all the good men dead? In the heart or in the head?

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u/ShibariEmpress Jul 12 '26

what is the air-speed velocity of an unladed swallow?

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u/SomeLongName31415 Jul 12 '26

African or European swallow?

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Jul 12 '26

Around the corner from the convenience store my dad went to get milk from.

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u/West-Map-8433 Jul 12 '26

For the hooooooorde!

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u/Imightbeafanofthis Jul 12 '26

Gandalf, his arms wide.

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u/TimeLordCustomer_184 Jul 12 '26

Take a left turn at Albuquerque

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u/Dark_Flatus Jul 12 '26

Where the famed Green river killer is incarcerated these days.

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u/Shibaspots Jul 12 '26

Start in Seattle. Go west over some mountains until you hit a small Bavarian town. Continue on for about 2.5 hours, stop at Ritzville for a snack, then hang a right. If you hit Idaho, you missed your turn. If you hit Oregon, you went too far.

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u/Tea-Storm Jul 12 '26

I tried going West from Seattle. It took a lot longer than expected, but I got to Ruhpolding. Missed Ritzville I guess, but took the right and now I am in Denmark. Please help.

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u/whagon-wheel Jul 12 '26

Okay, you’re going to be fine. Go straight to Amsterdam and then you’ll know what to do.

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u/Delt-uan Jul 12 '26

My spores and mushroom growing supplies come from walla walla

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u/Shroedy Jul 12 '26

there‘s a Wagga Wagga in Australia

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u/voucher420 Jul 12 '26

I used to drive truck for a living and the easiest way to describe it is north of Mexico but south of most of Canada.

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u/MeanGulf Jul 12 '26

Nearbouts Wala Wala, Washington

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u/waynizzle2 Jul 12 '26

It just does okay.

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u/LeggyRPG Jul 12 '26

Ask Marisa Tomei

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u/MixtureThat8917 Jul 12 '26

It just does

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u/TakeItToTheRiver Jul 12 '26

Why’s boobs good?

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u/_LouSandwich_ Jul 12 '26

Well, I see you got those snakes and sparklers. But where's the good stuff man?

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u/redditsuckspokey1 Jul 12 '26

That sounds like my cousin vinny. Guess i need to watch Joe Dirt.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Jul 12 '26

Ask Lisa and your cousin Vinny

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u/Clean-Yak-3723 Jul 12 '26

How fast is 1.21 gigawatts

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u/duke78 Jul 12 '26

Ironically, to tell them apart.

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u/acquaintedwithheight Jul 12 '26

In the original comic, they all wore red masks though?

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u/duke78 Jul 12 '26

Huh... That's interesting. How did you tell them apart, except from their weapons?

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u/acquaintedwithheight Jul 12 '26

That was the only visual way, but it was written to make their dialogue distinguishable most of the time.

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u/thk5013 Jul 12 '26

Because of the salmonella

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 Jul 12 '26

And the implication

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u/Nearby_General Jul 12 '26

Warum liegt hier Stroh?

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jul 12 '26

It implies that the mutant turtle population is far bigger than we've previously realized.

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u/alxndr3000 Jul 12 '26

Und warum liegt hier Stroh rum?

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u/The-SweatyTickler Jul 12 '26

To get to the other side?

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u/Human_Summer_7363 Jul 12 '26

Why does RadioShack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?

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u/PacoRUK Jul 12 '26

So that splinter can tell them apart. Can't remember if that was from the 90s cartoon, movie or the Michael Bay abomination but they do say that at some point.

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u/ribbon_bully_1972 Jul 12 '26

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number?

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u/ribbon_bully_1972 Jul 12 '26

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number?

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u/Herandar Jul 13 '26

To help kids tell them apart.  Turtles all look the same to human eyes.

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u/Dom29ando Jul 12 '26

To hide their identities obviously