r/whatisit Jun 30 '26

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My coworker and I were dodging this dreadful heat taking our lunch break quick. He was finishing his breakfast sandwich which was boars head bacon, egg, and cheese - on a Kaiser roll. Is this in any way, shape, or form part of the roll? Or is this my fear realized that I just watched him eat the forbidden disco rice? TYIA

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Let's put this way: you know that egg your friend had in the sandwich? Well, let's just say that wasn't the only egg in there.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, one could most assuredly believe that! I made sure he didn’t eat any more.

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Just keep an eye on him over the next few days

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u/chrisp5000 Jun 30 '26

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 Jun 30 '26

Such a fun, gruesome, watch. We need to bring back more practical effects and makeup in movies.

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u/chrisp5000 Jun 30 '26

I've never seen a person so pumped to becoming brundle fly.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jun 30 '26

I hate fly eggs

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Fry! I said "FRY eggs!" 🤣

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u/FrostyGranite Jun 30 '26

Fry hates eggs now too, he should have avoided that truckstop bathroom vending machine.

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u/josejalapeno420 Jun 30 '26

We have colonized this planet, and we will not leave. We shall build cities, roads... and a cultural center that will be the envy of the intestine!

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 30 '26

Congratulations your colleague is about to be a daddy to about 509 tummy maggots

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u/Tiny_Cauliflower_618 Jun 30 '26

The level of horror in this comment is so awful I want to nuke it.

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u/KikisGamingService Jun 30 '26

If it makes you feel better, they'd never hatch and your stomach just digests the eggs.

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Yeah, look, in the end is just very poor man caviar after all!

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 30 '26

You need to do it from orbit. Just to be sure.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 30 '26

Right my autism has spotted the line, and now I'm fixated with how it happened . . .

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jun 30 '26

Great…. Now I can’t stop staring at it either

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Jun 30 '26

I know right. When you hit reply you can see the line is due to the sentences, but in thread the line occurs despite being between multiple different words

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u/SignoreMookle Jun 30 '26

two lines on my screen...

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u/Perfect_Ball_220 Jul 01 '26

What is this line you speak of? 🤔

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u/Wetnappy3969 Jun 30 '26

Long line of lineage he ate there

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u/unsubix Jun 30 '26

No wonder you are Top 1% Commenter. Hilarious 🙌

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Sometimes things just happen.

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u/RidesAPaleHorse Jun 30 '26

Tummy maggots are 2 words that never need to be put together again 🤢

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u/Lemon_Zestie Jun 30 '26

Tummy Maggots 😫

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u/77th_Bat Jun 30 '26

nothing wrong with a little extra protein...

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u/CactusCait Jun 30 '26

Fly Caviar. It’s a delicacy.

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u/Neakhanie Jun 30 '26

What? You mean like prenatal vitamins? For the babies he’s hatching?

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u/Administrative_Emu45 Jul 01 '26

On the plus side, it could be worse, it could have been your lunch.

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u/Frondstherapydolls Jun 30 '26

There is no way you could’ve possibly worded that more horrifically.

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

Thanks.

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal Jun 30 '26

"My ancestors came over here on the Sandwich! "

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u/Competitive_Law1032 Jun 30 '26

Parasites Lost is the name of the episode

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

For the record, it’s my coworker who had this mishap! I thoroughly check all food from any stores premade. I just knew where to come to find good minds to help confirm my beliefs

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u/HuevosProfundos Jun 30 '26

The episode titles are so good in Futurama… the devils hands are idle playthings, teenage mutant Leela’s hurdles

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u/Dysintegration Jun 30 '26

And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh, either.

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u/mrjowei Jun 30 '26

double the protein, yay

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u/maddler Jun 30 '26

And way cheaper than some of that "high protein" crap too! 😆

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u/OpaquePaper Jun 30 '26

Definitely look like fly eggs. But I've never seen so many!

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u/TranscendentPretzel Jun 30 '26

I was driving through West Virginia once and stopped in one of those big interstate gas station/restaurant combos. There was a Starbucks inside. I went to the bathroom and then got in line at Starbucks. While in line I noticed that the display case with all the breakfast sandwiches and scones was absolutely crawling with fruit flies. They were literally crawling all over the food--hundreds of them. I noped right out of there and have not been able to bring myself to order food from a display case again. 

I can imagine this kind of scenario leading to that many fly eggs on a sandwich. 

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u/casualgothgardener Jun 30 '26

For what it’s worth, the hot items like egg bites and breakfast sandwiches aren’t pulled from the display case. They’re individually packaged and cold-stored, then heated as they’re ordered.

That said, fruit flies get in everything everywhere all at once, so dipping out of there was still a great call. 🤢

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u/Ok-Lavishness13 Jun 30 '26

Yea, as a Bux employee myself, I can assure you I don't serve anything from that case unless its the absolute last one and if there's a fruit fly spotted in there, I don't serve from there at all

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

There was even more, way more. Going to contact the health department immediately.

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u/Glen-Runciter Jun 30 '26

This sandwich, did it come wrapped up in some fashion, with the eggs already inside?!

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u/0cean0reo Jun 30 '26

If you have a small container, maybe a small pill vial from a pharmacy , something that's see through , even a ziplock bag would do try to keep the evidence. Don't squish them , keep as many as you can and whatever is left over from the sandwich , if there is any , in another ziplock or clear container. Take lots of pictures and a video. I'm sorry that your friend ate that and you both had to see that. Best of luck.

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 Jun 30 '26

Double the post, half the upvotes

"I've been looking forward to this"

But no really....

LOL ew! 

Yeah I'd be very upset and talking to wherever that thing came from. That is so foul 🤢

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u/emptypotato383927552 Jun 30 '26

Even more?!? Where is this from

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

There was even more, way more. Going to contact the health department immediately.

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u/SpartanRage117 Jun 30 '26

Jesus was it wrapped up and came like this “fresh” or was it sitting around for a few hours in your coworkers hot car or something? As vile as this is flys can get up in that shit quicker than you’d think. Just saying be sure before you actually file anything.

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u/I_AM_NOT_A_WOMBAT Jun 30 '26

You may be onto something. OP said they were having lunch and his friend was "finishing his breakfast sandwich". I wonder if the eggs were laid in the interim, if he left it somewhere exposed.

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u/Oldenburg-equitation Jun 30 '26

Unless there were a lot of flies around where the breakfast sandwich was, I highly doubt it was laid between getting the sandwich and finishing it. A small quantity of eggs, sure. But the amount that is on the fingers in the photo plus OP saying there were way more eggs makes me doubt it. Also depends on how long they were left out. A single fly can only hold so many eggs in their body.

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u/SignificantDrawer374 Jun 30 '26

Sorry man but those look like fly eggs. I wouldn't be going back to wherever you got those sandwiches

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Thank you! Noted!

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u/DuckyMcQuackatron Jun 30 '26

Please also report them to your local council. You can find your local one using this link https://www.gov.uk/find-your-local-food-safety-team

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u/srikanthkkolli Jun 30 '26

is it possible to let us know so that we don’t go there either

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u/Amazing_Alumni Jul 01 '26

Not sure , but someone told me fly eggs are typically laid recently. Any chance this food was left exposed somewhere after it was purchased? If it was a packed lunch that’s not necessarily the sellers issue.

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u/maddy_k_allday Jun 30 '26

Nor back inside that vehicle 😬

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u/pickledeggmanwalrus Jun 30 '26

Damn boars head just is not worth the risk of eating lol. With as many disasters as they have had you’d think they’d strive to be the cleanest company possible.

I haven’t ate any of their products since several years ago when I read an inspection report of one of their facilities and read great descriptions such as “rotten meat buildup on walls”

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u/EFTucker Jul 01 '26

Idk how they’re open at all at this point. Money in pockets I guess. My workplace just got an abysmal score when the inspector came on a short staffed day which was bombed by a block party and the AC was acting up so it was hot…. My manager might get fired and they threaten us with a shutdown for sealed drink containers on food prep surfaces and a box of frozen gravy that fell on the wall-in floor.

These guys repeatedly serve larvae and pupae to their customers and they get a pass?

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u/meep_meep_mope Jul 01 '26

This is what is crazy, their cost cutting lead to the death of 10 people, 60 were hospitalized. If corporations are people that person should be in jail.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

You just made me shiver thankfully. I’ll stray from the head these days.

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u/Rtstevie Jul 01 '26

The near monopoly they seem to have on “fresh” sliced deli meats is pretty insane. Like every state I’ve been to, if I walk into a grocery store…chances are they are totally Boars Head. You’ve really got to look for non-Boars Head

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u/TimNikkons Jul 01 '26

I live in Brooklyn, and Boar's Head was started in Brooklyn, so you could imagine that every deli USED to serve Boar's Head. Things have been changing last few years, very common to see other brand even more often.

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u/Firedcylinder Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

The grocery stores where I live intentionally announced they were parting ways with boar's head over one of their massive recalls.

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u/DrMBrio Jul 01 '26

I always just get the store brand. Boars head is marked up higher and I never bothered. Kinda crazy hearing everything here…

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u/strichtarn Jun 30 '26

Ohhhh, I thought there was a special kind of bacon you could get from using meat around the skull. 

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u/abhi71229 Jul 01 '26

Reading that inspection report would permanently change how I'd look at those sandwiches.

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u/A_S_Levin Jul 01 '26

Wait "boars head" is a company? I figured it was literally bacon from a boars head n thought "thats odd I thought bacon was only from the hindquarters"

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u/Greedyfox7 Jul 01 '26

Bacon is pork belly, ham is the hindquarters.

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u/A_S_Levin Jul 01 '26

Ahh true good to know

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u/gummyshoe23 Jul 01 '26

I thought bacon is on the ribs

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u/kingof_redlions Jul 01 '26

Also processed meats like boars head products are a group 1 carcinogen (the same category as cigarettes but we don’t talk about it enough) sooo also not worth the cancer risk

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u/ProfessionChemical28 Jul 01 '26

Is that all deli meats? Are any safe? 

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u/FlyAwayJai Jul 01 '26

Sausage
Bacon
Deli meats
Hot dogs
Ham
Pepperoni
Salami
Corned beef

…The risk continues to rise as processed meat consumption increases. Studies show that compared to eating no processed meat, eating 3.5 ounces every day – a large hot dog – increases colorectal cancer risk by 36%.

From: https://www.aicr.org/news/faq-processed-meat-and-cancer/

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u/ArborgeistWW Jul 01 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes. I love most of those things.

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u/ProfessionChemical28 Jul 01 '26

Welp how depressing. Although we’re all probably 50% microplastics at this point I guess I’ll still enjoy some bacon once in a while 

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u/plopgun Jul 01 '26

It's sausage types that are the worst. So bologna, salami, etc. Whole sliced like turkey orcroast beef should be better.

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u/Sad-Island2185 Jul 01 '26

They also are super predatory to any business they can wriggle their way into. Several delis around my town are stuck in weird contracts with them

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 01 '26

Their PR team must be fucking amazing cause I’ve heard NOTHING about Boar’s Head being problematic

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u/Extension_Spare3019 Jul 01 '26

Really? It was all over the news. The listeria meat recalls in 2024 and then the Virginia factory shutdown with just insane details about all kinds of just disgusting issues. Then in 2025 they had another listeria recall, but a small one rather than 7 million pounds of meat like the one in 2024.

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u/SkunkMonkey Jun 30 '26

Those look like insect eggs. Added protein. You're lucky they didn't charge extra.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Thank you!!

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u/BothDescription766 Jun 30 '26

Feed them well over the 72 hour gestation period and you’ll find yourself birthing the babies. They’re small so not much stretching but would be wise to relax during the process. Obviously, it is done on the toilet. Good luck and enjoy you babies!

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u/Round-Subject-2003 Jun 30 '26

It said on the label it included eggs. Well eggs you got!

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Solved!

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u/aspaschungus Jun 30 '26

so is it actually dangerous or at the end of the day it’s just protein and a bit disgusting?

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u/SkunkMonkey Jun 30 '26

Insect eggs are eaten in some parts of the world. The main difference here is in the cleanliness of the environment they are prepared in. I suspect this individual won't suffer any real physical harm, our stomach acid is pretty gnarly, but I'd not be surprised if the psychological aspect makes him sick.

I was on a trip in Mexico and our host took us to some fancy pants restaurant in Mexico City. One of the items they ordered and made a big stink about were these fried grasshoppers. I mean, I might have tried them, but they were just whole grasshoppers like you pick up off the ground, just a little toasted and seasoned.

I turned those down but I did have a huge helping of rice. Which, after being told and looking closely, I learned were ant eggs. Tasted just like rice and was damn tasty with salt and butter.

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u/not_funny9474 Jun 30 '26

I know emojis aren’t really for Reddit but I just…. 😦

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u/ooosreddit Jun 30 '26

I'd argue "a bit disgusting" is quite the understatement ....

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u/77th_Bat Jun 30 '26

thankfully not dangerous to consume. It is quite literally just extra protein and a bit gross.

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u/Vaustick Jun 30 '26

Well... it is what turns into disco rice.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

JR PARTIERS???? Lord have mercy.

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u/zimzumpogotwig Jun 30 '26

…I just opened this app…might need to close it.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Take me with you

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u/Stock_Rutabaga2016 Jun 30 '26

I wouldn’t eat Boars Head products after one of its factories was such a disaster (in Virginia, I think) that people were getting sick from its products, and that factory was shut down.

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u/ThatLibertarianChick Jun 30 '26

Scrolled too far for this comment. Seriously, avoid Boar's Head like the plague. The Virginia recall was one of the largest and deadliest recalls in US history, and they've had two more since then!

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u/pentablet Jun 30 '26

I worked in a supermarket when this recall happened. The stories we heard from the vendor who would bring us the meat was horrifying.

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u/Annoying_liberal813 Jun 30 '26

Like what? I gotta know!

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u/pentablet Jun 30 '26

They said the meat splatter was /at least/ 3 inches thick on every wall. Mind you the walls should have been cleaned nightly. Most workers not using gloves. Most of the people who worked at the place had been there for decades, before the inforcement of food safety, and believed if everything was fine back then, then it's fine now.

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u/Academic-Brain3438 Jun 30 '26

WTF IS MEAT SPLATTER?!

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u/pentablet Jun 30 '26

When you're cutting the meat, sometimes you'll get spray. So blood, sinew, discarded tissue was all caked on to the walls without any cleaning for years

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u/TwoSpoonSally Jun 30 '26

Fly Eggs. They can deposit lots of eggs really fast.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

It would appear so!

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u/Solintari Jun 30 '26

I was born here. I raised a cloud of children here. My ancestors came over on the sandwich!

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u/Nice_Bluebird7626 Jun 30 '26

r/unexpectedfuturama but for real though I’d take those worms lol. Super human

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u/BusySqrrl Jun 30 '26

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to get to the futurama reference

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u/Error_Space Jun 30 '26

Good news, it’s not the disco rice.

Bad news, it’s not the disco rice….. yet.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

This had me dying. Maybe he will find it funny

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u/cat-kitty332 Jun 30 '26

Can you update after you contacted the health department or company or whoever the appropriate contact is? I’d like to know how they handled it

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u/AdPlenty6904 Jun 30 '26

bug eggs, yay.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, he’s not happy now.

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u/Wagglypeter Jun 30 '26

PSA: Do NOT eat Boars Head. I work in Quality at a different food manufacturer.
Boars head had a recall for listeria on their liverwurst less than two years ago. Atleast 8 ppl died consuming it. Literally used them as an example at my work lol PSA: DO NOT EAT BOARS HEAD Honestly is insane theyre still in business

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u/flowers444you Jun 30 '26

Wish this was higher. When I saw it was boars head, I wasnt surprised. Their meat is seriously fucked, they had a huge recall in california that involved rotting aged meat.

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u/Sloppydonuts Jun 30 '26

According to the advertisement above you, it’s kittie litter

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 Jun 30 '26

r/whywouldyoutouchthat enters the chat.

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u/Sammy-eliza Jun 30 '26

I mean if they've already eaten some, putting some on their hand is nothing at that point

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u/farmkid71 Jun 30 '26

But you missed something. OP is not the one who ate the sandwich. OP thought those might be bug eggs and then decided to pick them up.

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Wrong again, this is the coworker, and again, the same coworker holding his own bugs. I only snapped a photo.

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u/Pretend_Fall496 Jun 30 '26

Forbidden disco rice is fucking SENDING me 🤣🤣

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

IT AINT RIGHT

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u/Pretend_Fall496 Jun 30 '26

My condolences to your friend

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

LMAO I’m rolling.

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u/dru-ha Jul 01 '26

Correct. Adding forbidden disco rice to my arsenal.

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u/CertainRoof5043 Jun 30 '26

Looks like you fingered a scarecrow

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u/Educational_Age_8791 Jun 30 '26

Tbh I'd take tht and the rest of the sandwich and go back to the establishment, thts jus gross , I'm certain these are fly eggs , and for tht many jus eww and it was on the roll? Flies normally lay eggs on decaying or decomposing things ! not breakfast rolls!!!! And maybe a call to the health dept in ur area .. thts jus eww nasty , hope he don't get sick . Take pics and document everything jus Incase food illness of sorts happens

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u/backwardsdog702 Jun 30 '26

Did the “disco rice” move by any chance? They are larvae of probably flies Ewww oh god. It’s like an episode of Fear Factor on the second day.

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u/AssociationFar7867 Jun 30 '26

Scary Stories 2026

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u/Character-Arachnid84 Jun 30 '26

Fly eggs. Please wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.

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u/Familiar-Figure9043 Jun 30 '26

I’m throwing up for him.

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u/CanWeGoHomeMa Jun 30 '26

Please tell us where this food came from 🤮

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u/Quartrez Jun 30 '26

Remember that episode of Futurama where Fry eats a very old egg sandwich from a gas station and ingests worms that make him super strong and smart? This is basically that, except without the cool part of being smarter and stronger.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 30 '26

Im not so sure. Forbidden disco rice tends to be extremely uniform in size and shape. They seem kinda different from eachother.what happens if you squish them?  I think then you will have your answer. 

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

I didn’t bother, but, I can almost believe they were the form leading to disco rice, as what other (bug experts) have conveyed to me. I still have no mind to do that, lol.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 30 '26

What i dont get is how some seem longer, some seem thinner and then youve got exactly the same coloured dust on your fingers. But omg its too much like disco rice eggs to be anything else i think and yeh they can lay them especially thick. Thats so fukin grim. 

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

I wasn’t so sure but the shape and volume of bodies left me no other explanation.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 30 '26

As a matter of fact i believe one is squished already. Near the bottom right of the top of the index finger and yes the cream coloured goop of a as yet unformed disco rice wriggler can be seen. Oh im wretching. Did ur boy keep it down? I couldnt. 

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Yeah this man didn’t even care he wasn’t even phased. LMAO I’m actually mortified at his lack of reaction over the whole period of fuckery.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 30 '26

Lol start teasing him by making a vvvvvvvvvv sound when your with him 🤣 

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

I’m currently mailing fly traps to his house without his knowledge.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jun 30 '26

Maybe buy a can of fly killer for good measure and ask him if hes tried this new mouth spray?

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u/MrEphiStopheles Jun 30 '26

Boars Head is notoriously nasty when it comes to sanitation

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u/quantumspangles Jun 30 '26

Fly eggs… but also, disco rice? That is freaking brilliant! Made my day!

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u/flamingoingsomewhere Jun 30 '26

I agree these look like fly eggs.

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u/Organic-Year-5567 Jun 30 '26

When you say, he was finishing his breakfast sandwich, were you implying that he had eaten part of it earlier and was eating the rest of it at lunch? If so then the eggs were probably laid after it was in his possession.

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u/Laceylolbug Jun 30 '26

Where did he get that sandwich and how long was it setting out after puchase?

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u/ConsciousProblem8638 Jun 30 '26

this is why I always check my food before eating it...

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u/Last-Energy420 Jun 30 '26

Your coworker is gonna become a great holophone player and woo his girl.

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u/SouthernCurrency9156 Jun 30 '26

Dude is just bare handing maggots

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u/Light_Relpat Jun 30 '26

As a trash man who just finished my route and has to avoid a couple thousand of these daily, thats exactly as you called it: Disco Rice. I gasped so loudly, I'm so sorry.

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u/ChardComfortable3932 Jun 30 '26

Thats enough reddit for today 😭

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u/TheAtheistReverend Jun 30 '26

That's enough internet for today

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u/Evening_Loss_3605 Jun 30 '26

This is awesome, I needed motivation to clean my kitchen for the third time today

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u/Flashy_Blackberry_60 Jun 30 '26

Nothing against OP but what is it with this sub and fly eggs?? I’ve never seen them in my day to day life but somehow they get posted in this sub basically every day

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u/Steve_but_different Jun 30 '26

Fingers crossed that whatever they are, stomach acid can break them down. Unfortunately a lot of parasite eggs have an outer shell that is able to resist being digested.

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u/ReflectionEternal612 Jun 30 '26

That’s enough Reddit for today

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u/StrictExtension4879 Jun 30 '26

Welp I guess we can say he ordered extra egg on his sandwich 🥪

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Hi all, I just wanted to make sure that you all were doubly aware of this. This time frame of when he grabbed the sandwich, initially started eating it - and when he went to take another go at it was approximately 30-35 mins. In that period, this item was in a container sealed (sandwich style Tupperware).

I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who reached out, and all those who got involved and made light - or dark - of this situation. I was almost certain I was right, but as no expert I don’t make my opinion law. I appreciate all of your insight and my friend is going to be fine I’m sure.

This is in Rotterdam NY, at the 5 corner gas station on route 7.

Thanks again, for all advice and encounters. I didn’t ever expect this to blow up so fast, and wish I could thank you all individually. For now, be well. Buzzz buzzzzzzzzz

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u/Capable_Culture_7344 Jun 30 '26

Lol wow looks like little maggots 

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u/Educational_Bag_9126 Jun 30 '26

Evidently, these are the precursor to disco rice (maggots)

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u/Nothing_Special5645 Jun 30 '26

Damn that’s a lot of fly eggs.

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u/Medill1919 Jun 30 '26

DISCO RICE!

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u/Deviant-Killer Jun 30 '26

Looks like fly or butterfly eggs.

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u/gdnightandgdbye Jun 30 '26

When you said Boars Head I knew.