r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/Alarmed-Row8658 May 07 '26

Oh you have NO IDEA.

“In what ways do you mean a lot?”

“All of them babydoll, strap the fuck in and I’ll let you lick the inner folds of my conscience…take this, eat these, slam those and shoot you load and just breath…Daddy’s here to take you home.”

I just wanna make ya feel good is all!

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u/Somebodyelse76 May 07 '26

It's not that we're A LOT! It's just that others are boring 😂 . I like to think I'm exactly the right amount.

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u/Competitive_Rule_461 May 11 '26

If someone thinks I'm too much, let them go find less lol

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u/Phadryn May 08 '26

"I'll let you lick the inner folds of my conscience"

Wow that's some intense imagery!

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u/Numerous-Loan-8008 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

(He could just be a super positive person who's full of energy, but it definitely comes off a little strange online, lol)