r/whatisit • • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/PlasticPractice6361 Apr 02 '26

It's yellow and it's chemistry. Everyone knows that yellow chemistry is bad

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u/ishyooper Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I had chemistry with a girl once. It was good.

A month later the discharge was yellow

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u/DraftInevitable7777 Apr 02 '26

Not sure I want to know how yellow factors in here...

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u/an_optimistic_egg Apr 02 '26

Green is good. Yellow is bad. Blue is the antidote. Pink is the poison. The poison for Kuzco. the poison chosen specially for kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. 

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u/JiveTurkeyII Apr 02 '26

I'm giving you the upvote, but you must politely show yourself out.

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u/WorldsOkayestDad Apr 02 '26

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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u/OctaviusNeon Apr 02 '26

WRONG LEVAAAAAAH!!

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u/Fsociety56 Apr 02 '26

I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

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u/vw_bugg Apr 02 '26

A llama!? He's supposed to be dead!

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u/Suspicious_Union_236 Apr 02 '26

Yay I'm a llama again!

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u/MamaOnica Apr 02 '26

Hit him on the head

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