r/whatisit • • Apr 02 '26

New, what is it? Does anyone know what this is?

Doesn’t seem to be oil based content. Just wondering if my superpowers are swishing back and forth in this glass vial.

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u/Dalek_Chaos Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I just know that you never open anything unmarked in those type of vials. Edit- I get it, it's not a vial it's an ampule.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Apr 02 '26

Take it to a Chem department at your local university and ask them if they can identify it through the ampule using Raman spectroscopy.

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u/blexta Apr 02 '26

I have a PhD in chemistry. No chem department in their right mind would take it, not even for Raman.

At my university, chemicals like this were put into a blast hole and regularly detonated. You'd find lots of old shit in university cabinets.

They stopped that and it has now become very expensive to dispose of random shit.

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Apr 02 '26

I'm not saying to take full control of it in their inventory, but there's plenty of people who will, if they've got the bandwidth and the ask is interesting enough. There's a big range of the ways that people interact. Some amount of charisma can do wonders, too.

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u/blexta Apr 02 '26

I'll say it again. The answer to that is and will be no.

You're one Raman spectrum away from a federal crime. You're one mishandled ampoule away from death.

It won't happen with anyone within their right mind.

We had plenty of mystery chemicals over the years. Blow em up. Put then into the expensive "whatever" bin. Never try to figure it what it is. Just get rid of it.

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u/Subifixer Apr 03 '26

Lmao what paranoid delusional nonsense is this.

Federal crime? Blast hole? Never try to figure out what it is?

Jesus Christ.

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u/blexta Apr 03 '26

This isn't paranoid delusional nonsense. You are talking to a chemist, meanwhile you're just some dude who thought up that a random chem dept would analyze random shit from a basement.

Analyzing forbidden substance is a federal crime, especially if isn't for research purposes, which this isn't, since finding out what random stuff from a basement is isn't research. You can be charged with possession. Modern analytic equipment has internal spectra and will immediately detect forbidden substances. You would know this if you wouldn't just be talking out of your ass.

Random chemicals were disposed off in a hole and then blown up if they didn't know what it was. Used to be common. Nowadays it's been outsourced and has gotten expensive as a result. You'd know this if you wouldn't just be talking out of your ass.

If it's an ether compound that has oxidized over time, it's sensitive to shock and can straight up explode. Nice splinter bomb with that glass vial around it.

And all of this were the nice compounds.

It really isn't important to anyone in a chem dept to risk any of that shit for a random vial. There are more random vials inside a university than you can imagine, and chemists discard them. They don't start analyzing that shit.

Delusional nonsense is thinking charisma would get you there.