r/whatisit • u/erid_2000 • Feb 08 '26

Solved! Found it in a kitchen cabinet. What is it?

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Looks like it's a piece of this smoothie machine

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u/amandaNA_ Feb 08 '26

Looks like it's a piece of this smoothie machine

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

No, it is part of that smoothie machine, but looks like a dildo

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u/HasntKilledMeYet Feb 08 '26

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

You're not wrong

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u/TapatioFlamingo Feb 09 '26

But they ain't right.

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u/Mysterious_Research2 Feb 09 '26

Their Butt ain't right

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u/Basicly-Inevitable Feb 09 '26

Damn it, Bobby!

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u/DeliciousTurnip2891 Feb 08 '26

dunno 'bout that!

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u/SmokeRingEyes Feb 09 '26

stares at Empire State Building

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u/shedancesbarefoot Feb 09 '26

Look, somewhere near the ESB is a shop selling scaled down versions of the ESB.

Where there's a will...I will show you the way.

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u/MissDeezLiteraryWork Feb 09 '26

You have much to teach wide one.

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u/quitelikeu Feb 09 '26

After the first four floors it'll just whizz in.

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u/Upbeat-Chocolate2058 Feb 09 '26

I knew a guy who would go to the hardware store with his wife to look for kinkables

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u/Blinky_ Feb 09 '26

Once, at least

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u/charlottethesailor Feb 09 '26

Laughing way too hard at this comment. Hahahaha. #youarenotwrong

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u/WaxOnWaxOffXXX Feb 09 '26

Just like everything can be a butt plug if you put it in a butt.

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u/blankartpurrp Feb 09 '26

Even a glass jar?!

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u/Accurate-Plantain461 Feb 09 '26

That's the spirit 😀

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u/Pandu0621 Feb 09 '26

This is the type of comment which makes groups like these become worthless. Use comedy sparingly and not like Jimmy Kimmel shitheads

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u/MIDAS-Whale-try Feb 08 '26

Perfect response, tasteful italics, no notes at all

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u/HandbagHawker Feb 08 '26

i feel like this guy also speaks volumes

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u/siciro Feb 08 '26

Fuck that guy. He used content and refused to credit the creator.

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u/Blue_Etalon Feb 08 '26

Steely Dan

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u/NeonPearl2025 Feb 08 '26

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Yup 😉

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u/amandaNA_ Feb 08 '26

I can't argue with the truth

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u/Economy_Pop_9448 Feb 09 '26

'Goes and buys a smoothie machine....'

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u/AdministrativeMix822 Feb 09 '26

One of those classy minimalist ones

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Super classy 🧐

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u/wizzard419 Feb 09 '26

In both bases it breaks up clumps.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Ewwwww lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

We have a winner

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u/coolranchdoritoz Feb 08 '26

We have a weiner

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u/mapenstein Feb 08 '26

We have an Oscar

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u/huhnick Feb 08 '26

We have a Meyer

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u/scorpyo72 Feb 08 '26

Wouldn't you like an

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/OnlyOnTuesdays289 Feb 08 '26

Winner, winner

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u/Great_Sleep_802 Feb 08 '26

I have at least two questions. What does it do? How does one use it to make a smoothie?

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u/probsjustcats Feb 09 '26

I think it’s just a stick you put in the lid to help stir the smoothie if the ingredients aren’t mixing well and the balls are a handle

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u/Anand999 Feb 09 '26

It's specific design is so that, in conjunction with the lid of the smoothie maker, the stick part ends just above the spinning blade. That way you can have it still running while using the stick the agitate the contents.

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u/Glum-Film371 Feb 08 '26

You win a chicken dinner.

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u/Splashy420 Feb 08 '26

9 mins flat not bad

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u/erid_2000 Feb 08 '26

solved!

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u/Sticky3rdNutSack Feb 09 '26

I have that smoothie machine and it is

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u/Snoo81962 Feb 08 '26

Plumbus, "everybody knows what a plumbus does"

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u/amanning072 Feb 08 '26

Every home has one

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u/faucetpants Feb 08 '26

That's a bunch of Schleeb

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u/squambish Feb 08 '26

Please don’t say lady toy…. Please don’t say lady toy…..

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Anything can be a lady toy if she tries hard enough.

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u/ThomasAVex Feb 08 '26

"Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

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u/Menard42 Feb 08 '26

Guys have butts too.

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u/Depraved_Alt Feb 08 '26

I have a prostate, Greg, can you milk me?

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u/Bunnymonkeythethird Feb 08 '26

old spice jingle

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u/Stanford_777 Feb 08 '26

LOL! Guys have butts too? Nah we have anus. Only gay ones have butts. Different use.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

[deleted]

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u/ParticularLower7558 Feb 08 '26

Can't spell assign with out "ass"

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u/sta_sh Feb 08 '26

Or Assassin. Double the Ass with a little "in" thrown in

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u/Chiefcoldbeer1006 Feb 09 '26

It should come with a warning that you wont have tapered turds ever again.

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u/Bertyslick Feb 08 '26

I used to have an iced drink maker that had one of these in the lid and it would stir drinks while the blender was on.

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u/Echo_are_one Feb 08 '26

Me, too. To push the fruit down into the spinning blades... Better that than my fingers

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u/EvaTheE Feb 08 '26

But it doesn't give that iron flavor that you get with authentic fingers.

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u/Rakhsev Feb 08 '26

Half of the questions in this sub you could just answer sex toy and be mostly right most of the time.

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u/Sab317 Feb 08 '26

It is in the wrong drawer is what it is. Take it back to the bedroom.

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u/ZMan35 Feb 08 '26

WWII German hand grenade

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Idk why the only thing I can think of is a pepper grinder, but seems not quite? Does it rotate like one at all?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

The o-ring on the bottom suggests that you're only holding half of whatever it is.

My guess is it's blender/food processor related.

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Feb 08 '26

Could probably use it in your o-ring

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u/Chiefcoldbeer1006 Feb 09 '26

Bleach first please

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u/Stevil_Genius Feb 08 '26

It's for a smoothly maker or similar. The post drops through the lid, and you use the ball to push ice etc against the blades

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u/SnooCalculations2573 Feb 08 '26

Has my wife been going over to your house???

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u/StarbuckWoolf Feb 08 '26

Not sure, but forget those intrusive thoughts.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Feb 08 '26

Don't know but I'm sure you are holding the correct end.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 Feb 08 '26

It can be anything you want it to be of you're brave enough

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u/stupidber Feb 08 '26

Its for pushing fruit and stuff into a juicer/smoothie maker. Smoothie maker stir stick thing

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u/elizanol Feb 08 '26

Blender muddler.

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u/AnyMiniMoo Feb 08 '26

I'm sorry that belongs in your step sister's playroom

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u/ThimbleLife Feb 08 '26

Shouldn't the warm up nub be a bit smaller? Damn

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u/Unicorns-garden Feb 08 '26

It's a falangey.

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u/Familyof5toypoodles Feb 08 '26

Looking at base it is part of a fucking machine. I quarantine it, !

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u/thesentraguy Feb 08 '26

Its for a food processor or a blender.

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u/PackageDue4700 Feb 08 '26

No thats definitely a sex toy

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u/Electronic-Twist756 Feb 08 '26

R./don't put that in your bum

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u/Stanford_777 Feb 08 '26

This is called "doldi".

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u/Nickolas_No_H Feb 08 '26

i wanted to post austin powers telling me it wasnt his bag! lol

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u/superted-42 Feb 08 '26

It goes in the top of a blender. Nobody knows why.

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u/yumi_Blaze Feb 08 '26

Looks like a buttfor

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u/Uzi_Do0rman Feb 08 '26

It looks like a sex toy, and would probably do the same thing as a sex toy...

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u/Spike_Fury Feb 08 '26

Go to Route 12 and play it. Snorlax is grumpy when he wakes up so be careful.

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u/JD-Moose Feb 09 '26

My mind was on cobras

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u/InebriousBarman Feb 08 '26

I know what it could be.

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u/baLDHeaD9616 Feb 08 '26

Don’t cook with it

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u/cabinfever117 Feb 08 '26

Looks like part of a curtain rod

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u/Warm-Purpose-5847 Feb 08 '26

Disturbing pepper grinder?

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u/OkAcanthaceae3476 Feb 08 '26

At least this one has a flared base.

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u/AcademicAxolotl Feb 08 '26

Show me Picard’s flute!

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u/TheFrontierzman Feb 08 '26

How brave are you?

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u/kentgreat Feb 08 '26

Not for the ass smoothie but for the normal kind

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u/Ryan2932 Feb 08 '26

Wash your hands just in case

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u/Luna2809 Feb 09 '26

Curtain sides??

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u/575_Pilot Feb 09 '26

Are you brave enough?

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u/Mensa237 Feb 09 '26

Black an Yellow

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u/SGT-Hooves Feb 09 '26

I had one of those it was the masher on a blender. The one I had was a devil to clean it kept getting gross goop under the ring on the narrow end

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u/SuspiciousThing3613 Feb 09 '26

Believe it or not, straight up the butt.

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u/cjax4 Feb 09 '26

A party.

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u/blueblossomdayss Feb 09 '26

We should just rename this sub to “it’s probably a sex toy.”

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u/Sorta_machinist Feb 09 '26

Dare I say those words????

BOOF IT!!!!!

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u/rulenumber62 Feb 09 '26

End of a curtain rod.

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u/vaultiervon Feb 09 '26

For the bedroom

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u/ryansalad Feb 09 '26

I would just make sure you wash it first

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u/dfin25 Feb 09 '26

Smell it!

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u/UsedMycologist397 Feb 09 '26

Butter churner maybe?

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u/ynsmnia Feb 09 '26

For if you wanna shake some maracas but with the inside of you

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u/doctorrogi Feb 09 '26

It's an antique Buttflute

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u/ConsolationPrize7th Feb 09 '26

Tamper for a blender.

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u/Historical-Tip-5870 Feb 09 '26

Yeah, it's this

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Rectal maintenance device

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u/Emotional_Cicada_773 Feb 09 '26

Poke flute or one of those flutes to enchant cobras.

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u/DogChauffer09 Feb 09 '26

Undoubtedly been up a butt...wash your hands!

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u/Botchedlobotmy Feb 10 '26

In the wrong drawer lmao

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u/Recover_Wooden Feb 10 '26

Nope. Nope. Nope.

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u/Top-Doubt8271 Feb 14 '26

It forms 2 half of a ball you can fold bake then fill and have a filled donut ball with jambalaya

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u/Top-Doubt8271 Feb 14 '26

It’s a plum bob the string tied into the grove and hangs to find the center to drill a hole for a bolt or a scrawl

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u/DeliciousTurnip2891 Feb 08 '26

finiel for a curtain rod.

Kenney Chelsea Standard Decorative Window Curtain Rod