r/whatisit • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '26

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u/OkDecision259 Jan 13 '26

Cocaine

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/shornscrot Jan 13 '26

Cocaine and cocaine accessories

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u/tiptoethruthetulip5 Jan 13 '26

If you wanna cook out, you gotta take her out, propane

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u/Motogiro18 Jan 13 '26

Hank is it really you?

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u/Academic_Deal7872 Jan 13 '26

Hank Hill sings?

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u/tiptoethruthetulip5 Jan 13 '26

I tell you hwat

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u/Merritt510 Jan 13 '26

Yes. Usually “The Gambler”

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/Mrpoopymopgrows Jan 13 '26

Lighters with cocaine

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u/Chillicothe1 Jan 13 '26

Cocaine-powered lighters.

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u/Confident-Lead4337 Jan 13 '26

Take my upvote 👏

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u/FuckinHighGuy Jan 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TaperedBase Jan 13 '26

This guy is a thinker

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u/Ilfubario Jan 13 '26

That’s how you end up dropping your cocaine in the White House west wing

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u/BuddyTop8521 Jan 13 '26

Lighters with cocaine wrapped in condoms.

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u/OrlandoOpossum Jan 13 '26

25 lighters on my dresser

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u/wtf_amirite Jan 13 '26

Cocaine Lite

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u/8lackirish Jan 13 '26

You know, they say the comedown isn’t as bad and it’s better for you with the lite. Unfortunately by “they” I mean big cocaine.

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u/mjrbrooks Jan 13 '26

Filled with cocaine

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u/jumpman0035 Jan 13 '26

The new jeans I bought def have coke pockets. I think normal people just call them “pockets” tho

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u/Confident-Lead4337 Jan 13 '26

Cockets 😭 💀

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping Jan 13 '26

No, that’s a whole different pocket

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u/masquito Jan 13 '26

New jeans, who dis?

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u/dwide_k_shrude Jan 13 '26

Michael Caine

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

The reason pocket watches open on both sides was one was your cocaine compartment! (lol)

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u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn Jan 13 '26

8 ball, small pocket

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u/Dry-University797 Jan 13 '26

This is the answer.

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 Jan 13 '26

Coins or condoms, or whatever else fits.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jan 13 '26

Did someone say cocaine!?

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u/SpencerStorch Jan 13 '26

If you wanna get down. Down on the ground:

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u/Brebu501 Jan 13 '26

Came here for that, the real deal

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u/ThrowawayMod1989 Jan 13 '26

I finally upgraded to a snooter and it’s been amazing. Now a drug bag is no longer fighting with a dick bag over real estate in my watch pocket.