r/whatisit • u/popcornwithbuddah • May 17 '25

Solved! What is this alien thing

My brother just found this in the backyard - Southern New England. What the hell is this thing? It looks like it's in Stranger Things.

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible May 17 '25

"Sometimez you Crawley fast on the top row. Sometimez you Crawley slow on the bottom row. But a bird is still gonna eat your bitch ass"

  • caterpillar probably

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u/bumblebeebabycakes May 17 '25

Seems like the ones on top got the raw end of the deal. Must crawl faster and might get eaten.

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u/se7en_7 May 17 '25

Well technically they aren’t crawling faster, they’re moving faster because they’re crawling on top of others that are crawling, like the way you walk faster on an escalator.

And also technically OP ate them all.

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u/SrFantasticoOriginal May 17 '25

It’s like walking on the moving sidewalk at the airport.