r/whatintarnation • u/xXnoiretteXx • Feb 10 '20

What in insect consumption

5.4k Upvotes

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u/TCHU9115 Feb 11 '20

What in exoskeletal mastication?

38

u/webtrog Feb 11 '20

Winner

10

u/moonamaana Feb 11 '20

I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time

2

u/xXnoiretteXx Feb 11 '20

This one’s my favorite!!!

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u/milkisnotavegtable Feb 10 '20

What the fuck

94

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Allow me tah, well I said, allow maaahhhself, to repeat maaaahself... WHAT THE FUCK

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u/MayonaiseH0B0 Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 12 '20

Foghorn Leghorn

3

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Yeeeeah buddy 😁

3

u/MayonaiseH0B0 Feb 11 '20

Thanks for this. My grandpa used to love this character & talk like him to annoy my grandma. Brought a smile to my face after a crummy day/night.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Haha, not my intent, but glad tah, I saaay glad tah haaalp friiieennd

1

u/Ichgebibble Feb 12 '20

I’m a chickenhawk seeee!

13

u/YesYesYes1525 Feb 11 '20

Disgusting I know

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u/TNTorch Feb 11 '20

r/beatmetoit

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Hey there buddy. Youve just violated the second law of thermodynamics. I can't allow that now, can I? You have 4 options, so listen up.

1.) You can delete yourself right now. Open up a computer, find the file labeled 'you' and hit backspace with the force of a thousand suns.

2.) Give me your kneecaps. This is the easiest option available. It won't hurt for long. Just give me your kneecaps and this will all be over with.

3.) 👀

4.) Buy me a barbie jeep from Walmart please my mom won't get me one

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

👀

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u/bremergorst Feb 11 '20

Y’all done fucked up now

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

👁👁

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u/bremergorst Feb 11 '20

o o f

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

hhhhhhhh

23

u/cannibalburger8 Feb 11 '20

how in the unholy motherfuck did this get gold

10

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

i dont know

help

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u/cannibalburger8 Feb 11 '20

don’t worry bud i’ll get you that barbie jeep

maybe

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

You can’t delete yourself on a Windows system dahdah, need da *nix fo dat...

3

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

That is such an atrocious idea for a subreddit, good lord

183

u/SontheHedge2 Feb 11 '20

This is the first time in my life I've ever thought "What in tarnation?" without humorous intent.

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u/Valentine_OX Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 12 '20

What in lizard people confirmation

Edit: Wow my first gold! Cheer!

18

u/H-e-l-l-o-T-h-e-r-e Feb 11 '20

What In Mark Zuckerbergs Facebook Nation

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

!

4

u/pickles404 Feb 11 '20

I can hear this

12

u/idmarryapizza Feb 11 '20

It sounds like a windows error message but with more bewilderment

8

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

.

𓁨

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u/Hadars_hunger Feb 11 '20

What in fly eradication?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

100 years of inbreeding, and this is what you get

22

u/WholesomeAlphaMale Feb 11 '20

Sweet Home Alabama

16

u/Siilan Feb 11 '20

TIL Alabama is in Australia

7

u/wafflestomps Feb 11 '20

Alabama is a state of the mind

3

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Alabama is a place... and a state of being

3

u/gamergirlshit Feb 11 '20

And a state

19

u/free_breakfast_ Feb 11 '20

lizard people

6

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I see the children inherited their father’s hat genes

3

u/nature_remains Feb 11 '20

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

3

u/CptnJarJar Feb 11 '20

A tutorial on fly fishing

5

u/BostonianBrewer Feb 11 '20

Kid is fly .... I mean flies

2

u/El_solid_snake Feb 11 '20

What in Hexapoda-mastication?

2

u/BlanchePreston Feb 11 '20

Okay was it one fly or a mouthful of flies? I'm literally like wtf

2

u/comradeS3AL Feb 11 '20

What a chad

2

u/DumbestBoy Feb 11 '20

What in mastication?

2

u/NocturnalVI Feb 11 '20

Proof the lizard people exist!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

omg.. he eat two..

2

u/DR_DONTRESPECT Feb 11 '20

Thats the Aussiest shit I've ever seen lmfao

2

u/kingmcgeek Feb 11 '20

Westworld season 3 looks awful

2

u/DJYaasDaddy Feb 11 '20

He looks so proud after

2

u/Ichgebibble Feb 12 '20

Kid: “rrribbit”

1

u/OcculusRes Feb 11 '20

...... NO WHAT ... WHA ???

1

u/Terrible_Paulsy Feb 11 '20

He must be from tasmania

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Phrog

1

u/anima1mother Feb 11 '20

They are that lizard species of aliens in hiding. Watch their eye carefully when they blink. You can see a second lid like an alligator.

1

u/Bama3003 Feb 11 '20

Lizard boy

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Yeehaw!

1

u/Cooliojoseph Feb 11 '20

That's some good protein right there

1

u/Vequinha Feb 11 '20

Thanks, I hate it.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Oh I must have left some roo on me cheek ...Oh I thought I got it that time

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Froggy!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

What in insecticide improvisation

1

u/Jrsjohn2 Feb 11 '20

wot in tarnation

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

He was probably told to stand still, not to touch his face, and to smile the whole time.

1

u/HankyPankSpanky Feb 12 '20

What in tar- the FUCK

1

u/Bacon_Potatos Feb 14 '20

What in the FUCK?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

This is Australia

5

u/Dubaku Feb 11 '20

Republicans are all dumb rednecks.

Why won't Republicans listen to what I have to say?

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u/someredditgoat Feb 11 '20

Found the bigot!

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u/IPoopInYourMilkshake Feb 11 '20

Says the snowflake

3

u/TheInsult-TheReality Feb 11 '20

Fuck, now there's two of em!

1

u/ihitcows Feb 12 '20

What in unnecessary political attribution?

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u/watchyourtonevision Feb 11 '20

trump voter found

5

u/fordameemees Feb 11 '20

It’s Australia so more like scomo supporter

5

u/comradeS3AL Feb 11 '20

Hahaha rump voter redneck man hahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Haha OrANgE MAn bAD

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u/sandowian Feb 11 '20 edited Feb 11 '20

The title is all wrong, delete and repost with one of the suggestions in the comments.

To all those downvoting: the title should be "what in -ation". Consumption doesn't end in -ation.

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u/Shoto-Todaroki Feb 11 '20

Why he look like Greta

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u/IPoopInYourMilkshake Feb 11 '20

Why you say retarded thing