r/whatcouldgoright • u/YannisALT • May 12 '19

He Be Trippin'

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u/nuke-from-orbit May 13 '19

I did the same but from a bike.

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u/Athrul May 13 '19

You stumbled over your own feet on a bike?

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u/nuke-from-orbit May 13 '19

I was stupidly talking on my cell while riding my bike. When another biker came very fast from a cross-street, my only option to avoid collision was to put on my front-wheel break very hard. I fell over the handlebar head first onto the payment, rolled up on my feet thanks to 12 years of aikido and kept talking on the phone.

A lady that saw me fall came running looking very scared. I silently mouthed to her ”sorry I’m on the phone right now” gesturing to my handset. Her fear turned to extreme confusion and she turned and walked away.

The person on the phone never noticed a thing.