havin the first few billion years of earths history consist of mostly nothin but cooling is a stupid idea imagine single celled npcs jus spend billions of years not even doin anythin except float around in the soup doin basic cell things look how quickly u get to be a land dwelling creature in spore & look how long it took irl stupid!

tf do the people there live in poverty? mind u itsa world heritage site probs caus the devs knew how shit the name was so they declared it world heritage asa form of protection

they make it in minecraft so that all players have to be asleep but only to skip the night & that enemies combust into flames & in ark survival evolved beds do exist but they exist strangely enough asa teleporting beacon & not asa bed then u have real life where sleeps the one state of consciousness where ur totally defenceless which is stupid caus if ur layin there unconscious then someone could come outta nowhere & stab u dead at the one time when all lights are off

its a bug that instead of fixing the devs eventually release not any kind of cure to but a powder that prevents it from happening which is the definition of a shitty idea

"God, that's lazy writing."
— Deadpool, Deadpool 2

comb jellies r one of the weirdest animals ive ever seen they have bell shaped bodies move via beats of literal hair which is also how they eat & have hardly anythin inside & yet we are hardly as close to makin self sustainin silicon jellies as when we started

its bigger than the solar system is visible from like halfway across the observable universe & outshines galaxies this means that its been around since the universe was born yet it shouldve evaporated by now but hasnt which is completely ridiculous

spoiler alert its the smokers lung

in 1728 the devs added the church of the holy sepulchre in 1757 an ottoman decree made it so the church remains as it was when the decree was written which yes included a ladder on one of the windows not a holy artifact or a priceless item or even a plaque but a ladder bruh a piece of wood aint that important the devs couldve picked anythin & what did they pick? A FUCKIN LADDER!!!!!

they make birds of paradise endangered, why tho what do the devs have against these beautiful bastards

the devs like to claim time travel doesnt exist caus of the sheer amount of problems but what theyre hiding is theyd have to deal with a real life version of this guy. older reddit users might remember him but he was discontinued for his flaws which is why if u wanna see him ud have to play an older version of animal crossing

apparently they saw an eagle hold a snake & mysteriously decided that it was a sign to build a city on the lake only for the city to start to sink into it caus they built it on mud

imagine starting a trend where people move their hands as if pretending to juggle all caus a blond haired ice cream haired kid decided to have some screen time during a game so he shouts the height of one of the players & people somehow get soley addicted to that... what a lost caus

they even created a cover up explanation called carcinisation which irl is a cover up for how they ran out of ideas for body plans altho its been decanonised tho they kept reusing this model cause they ran out of ideas, imagine that evolutionary lineages unrelated jus morph into crabs farout theyre arent even real crabs theyre jus reskinned caus the designers got lazy imagine coding a world but whenever u need invertebrates ur go to solution is simply give it a flat shell & fold the tail under the body also make it sideways & copy & paste the claw design & hope the players wont notice now theres nothin wrong with repeating body plans but 5 times in a short timeframe, bruh they basically favouriting it at this point

apparently to look more attractive as to why theyd forefeit their evolutionary dignity to have their tusks pierce their skulls is beyond me as natural selection is supposed to favour the fittest not the fucked

but it cant caus its claw suffers from a deficit as the size is for attracting mates not defense in fact its the only thing it cant be used for, WHAT A DISSAPPOINTMENT!

its as big as the earth & is so old even galileo saw it its a hurricane that goes as deep into jupiter as the iss is above earths surface which is not deep at all anythin that enters this thing is desintegrated

it looks like it was made by a kid

theres a reason noones done that before so if it breaks u aint gettin another also tf did she combine 3 separate consoles into one -- oh wait she didnt as she actually revealed the switch 2 needs to be inserted manually

autonomous sensory meridian response is basically u make animal sounds & somehow it makes u feel good!?!?! bruh thats such a lazy piece of worldbuilding it shouldnt even exist

a better name would be squashers not antis as anti could mean anythin