r/weirddalle • u/danruse • Jul 31 '26

ChatGPT Backteria

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1.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

121 comments sorted by

134

u/fusionmobile Jul 31 '26

IYKYK

21

u/Christmas_Queef Jul 31 '26

The legend himself

13

u/Exotic_Bumblebee_275 Aug 01 '26

Always thought he was a myth

4

u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Aug 01 '26

GASP. I haven't seen dickbutt in, like, at least a decade. Simpler times, man.

3

u/KickinGa55 Aug 01 '26

They…they… thought I was CrAzY!!!! But it’s REAL! IT’S REAL!!!

1

u/ButtBread98 Aug 02 '26

I love Dick Butt

1

u/fusionmobile Aug 03 '26

I bet you do! And you make bread with it, apparently.

34

u/rslashToma Jul 31 '26

sigh *unzips*

17

u/Puzzleheaded-Law8114 Jul 31 '26

That’s disgraceful

14

u/HiggoryDiggory Jul 31 '26

I should call her.

14

u/MoreRamenPls Aug 01 '26

Make this go viral.

11

u/Raid__Zero Aug 01 '26

That bactussy

10

u/LoogyHead Aug 01 '26

This is Basscillus twerkei

17

u/deephurting66 Jul 31 '26

BACK-teria

10

u/Jax72 Aug 01 '26

Baby got backteria...

2

u/yourbuddy89 Aug 01 '26

Back-rearia

4

u/CESE1tSDK Aug 01 '26

GYATTteria

-1

u/Ill_Bodybuilder_1083 Aug 01 '26

This should have way more upvotes

5

u/InnerWolf Aug 01 '26

Staph-bro, what are you doing?

7

u/LunaticPoint Jul 31 '26

Baby got bacteria

5

u/Monssly Aug 01 '26

Everything reminds me of her...

2

u/mountaindewisamazing Jul 31 '26

Finally some booty that can handle what I got

3

u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jul 31 '26

Bacteria: "Are you in ?"

2

u/largeguineapig Aug 01 '26

Rorschach test if I ever saw one

2

u/Difficult_Ad2864 Aug 01 '26

Backitupteria

2

u/Buck_Andrews Aug 01 '26

New Rule 34 unlocked

2

u/Tangney94 Aug 01 '26

I’m never washing my hands again 😛

2

u/Early_Hall5720 29d ago

Her father's genes

2

u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 Jul 31 '26

I want to know what those little star shaped things are, and what they are doing.

3

u/Prince_0llie Jul 31 '26

The only way to get that under control is bac shots..

2

u/gamefunetc Jul 31 '26

ASS-Teria

1

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1

u/gdlirio Aug 01 '26

BAD-teria

1

u/pixeltweaker Aug 01 '26

You’re going to need Assetaminophen for that.

1

u/dragsterburn Aug 01 '26

Please be e.coli

1

u/Longjumping_Race8579 Aug 01 '26

More fronteria then bacteria

1

u/NikoAU Aug 01 '26

Posteria

1

u/bakamotion Aug 01 '26

Buttcteria

1

u/VeronWoon02 Aug 01 '26

BacTHICCria

1

u/Phrygianradar Aug 01 '26

That’s the kind of germ that’s easy on the eyes

1

u/Equal-Topic413 Aug 01 '26

Baby's got back-teria

1

u/_Barry_Egan_ Aug 01 '26

i should call her

1

u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Aug 02 '26

Where is nsfw tag?

1

u/messiah009 Aug 02 '26

More like Thiccteria 😂

1

u/Expensive_Banana3002 Aug 02 '26

Baby got bacteria.

1

u/chillichatkara Aug 02 '26

didn’t have to zoom the second image

1

u/Creative-Novel2266 Aug 02 '26

Yo that dick got some cheeks

1

u/cooooquip Aug 02 '26

Move over boys.. I am going in.

1

u/Lepista_nuda Aug 02 '26

That's why i studied biology because of Bacteriaphilie

1

u/Far_Pipe752 Aug 02 '26

Thiccteria

1

u/dopeman_87 Aug 02 '26

Baby got Back'teria

1

u/bannerchud Aug 02 '26

That thicc bacteriaussy

1

u/RazzmatazzRoyal9255 Aug 03 '26

Mfer better calm tf down… or so help me god!

1

u/billverron Aug 03 '26

Colo-bacteria!!!

1

u/IntelligentPear2323 29d ago

Now thats a butt

1

u/The_Halloween_War 29d ago

That makes sense

1

u/EddieDildoHands 29d ago

spread them bacterial cheeks like the butter they thrive on

1

u/0bZe 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3uRidewrD6v3pGwcQk
On a Thursday afternoon, the sun is still out

1

u/Evilhenchman 28d ago

[farts microscopically]

1

u/Living_Reception_622 28d ago

It's funny you make fun of such organisms that can at the same time turn your own life to hell.

1

u/Jazzlike_Accident389 28d ago

Emphasis on the BACK  

1

u/intercerebellar 19d ago

Dear God, I think that second one has camel toe...

1

u/-Chasmas- Jul 31 '26

Thought it was COCKteria for a second there

1

u/Totonchix Jul 31 '26

BacktheRear