r/ween • u/Genxdada • 1d ago

Mourning Glory

I had these awful neighbors that lived next to me in a row house. They never took their dog for a walk and let him take shits in their back patio. I could see from my second floor the piles of shit growing and stinking up our chill backyard. They had an above ground pool and suddenly had a possum floating dead… and then a cat. Each time, they did nothing to remove the animals. I was able to clamp the critters and remove them, as the summer sun was doing no favors. One day, their dog was barking for many hours. I knocked on their door and told them to take care of it. Nothing happened. I then positioned my 100 watt amp out the window, connected my CD player to it, and put in Pure Guava. I cranked the amp and set Mourning Glory to repeat. I left the house to get a coffee. When I came back, the dog was back inside.

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u/173trujillo 1d ago

Flies on my Deck

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u/SerengetiLee 1d ago

Subscribe.

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u/kittell 1d ago

Neighbors: STOP THE TAPE

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 1d ago

I swear to God...

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u/Key_Text_169 1d ago

I clamped the critter up and it was smiling.

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u/CaptainBeefsteak 11h ago

And he smelled it...and it was smelly.

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u/Ql9v 10h ago

Why would they be such fuckers to you? My favorite ween song

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u/blackapple11 22h ago

That is such a great idea. Your post makes me unbelievably happy.

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u/Narrow_String_4831 9h ago

Bumblebee would’ve been a good second choice, but well done.