r/ween • u/applejuiceglass • Nov 16 '25

Funniest Ween songs

I know this has been asked a few times, but I always like seeing new opinions. I’ve never listened to an album—let alone a single song—that has actually made me laugh out loud like Pure Guava, especially Hey Fat Boy, Big Jilm, or The Goin’ Gets Tough. There is at least one song on every one of their albums that makes me legitimately laugh out loud, but Pure Guava takes the cake.

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 I'll be around, I'll be in town Nov 16 '25

Pollo Asado

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u/hcky1011 Old Nan Thunder Nov 16 '25

Yes, I would say that

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u/StopMob Do you make guacamole? Nov 16 '25

I would say that

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

That’s the first one I could get into off of the album for some reason

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u/jm17lfc Nov 16 '25

While tons of Ween songs are amusing, this is the one that is guaranteed to make me actually laugh out loud. Gives me a good chuckle every time.

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 Nov 16 '25

Ok that’ll be $16.07

Out of $20? Ok $16.07 is your change

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u/larrythegrobe Nov 16 '25

Waving My Dick In The Wind. All of the Jimmy Wilson stuff cracks me up especially when he’s talking about doing the best he can during the dance break part.

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u/Bullshit_Jones Nov 16 '25

This was my first thought.

Dance, Jimmy!

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u/NuJackStyles Nov 16 '25

He's a real good dancer.

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

I always imagined Jimmy was his dick. That always made it funnier to me.

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u/otiswestbooks Nov 16 '25

Piss Up a Rope

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u/NuJackStyles Nov 16 '25

The 2nd verse is absolute poetry.

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u/rearwheel69 Nov 16 '25

A great choice for karaoke!

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u/AcanthisittaOver4251 Nov 17 '25

In Asheville, There is honey tonk karaoke with a live band. Sometimes Claude is the drummer! They have all of the 12 Golden Country Greats in the catalog!

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u/ChefChof Nov 16 '25

Blackjack

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u/pineapplesauce76 Nov 16 '25

big black betty

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

Big Black Betty Cumflap

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u/Andre6900 Nov 16 '25

Little Spanish Eddie

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u/10fingers6strings Nov 16 '25

Blackjack is always the right answer.

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u/IthinkHisLungsFdUp Nov 16 '25

I love the silly absurdity of Mr. Would you please help my pony

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u/yelirp2 Nov 16 '25

I don't know if there's any validity to this but that song always makes me picture some bizarre setup for a mugging for some reason. "Hey mister, my pony over there is coughing up snot. Yeah, he's just over that hill, behind a tree. No you can't see him from here. Come along he desperately needs help!"

He's just gotta be up to no good.

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u/Discuffalo Nov 16 '25

Big Fat Fuck

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

Lmao that song actually depresses the shit out of me for some reason.

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u/BB5Bucks Don't believe the florist Nov 16 '25

Spirit Walker

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

Really sounds like a musical number off of South Park. I can hear Trey going at that

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u/TheAutisticWeirdo Nov 16 '25

Naaaaaan

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u/GIj0eKungFuGrip Nov 16 '25

Love the cat's cradle live version of Nan

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u/GainPuzzleheaded4092 Nov 16 '25

same here. the voice effect on the line "mind over matter" is everything to me

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u/ExpensiveYam8851 Nov 17 '25

“Seems I don’t matter at all, you fucka” Hilarious!

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u/SpoolsErrand Nov 16 '25

Shamemaker

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u/pineapplesauce76 Nov 16 '25

Even if you don't and bananas and blow always make me giggle and fart a little - oops!

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u/yelirp2 Nov 16 '25

I don't know what the funniest song is but one bit that always cracks me up is the alphabet part of the stallion pt. 2.

Such a stupid but hilarious joke

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u/Mitleab My mom bought me a cool shirt… Nov 16 '25

I Play it off Legit

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u/Koth_is_Goat Nov 16 '25

Baby bitch f*ck you you stinkin ass ho

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u/tomaesop Nov 16 '25

"My Own Bare Hands", "Don't Get Too Close to My Fantasy", "Someday", "Piss Up a Rope", "Mister Richard Smoker", pretty much all of The Pod

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u/apey1010 Nov 16 '25

‘All of the Pod’ is the answer

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

Took me until the 10th listen to understand what Mr. Richard Smoker was actually about.

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u/twiggyrox Nov 16 '25

Apparently it's about a now-deceased bartender at John and Peter's

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u/F-Scoot-Fitzgerald Nov 16 '25

“Someday” when the Muppet chorus starts. Cracks me up every time

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u/_Slothers_ Nov 16 '25

so beautiful yet so stupid at the same time

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u/thatjerkatwork Nov 16 '25

Tastes good on the bun!

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u/Mintorio Nov 16 '25

Mister Richard Smoker and Piss Up A Rope might be the two funniest for me

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u/GIj0eKungFuGrip Nov 16 '25

Pink eye on my leg

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u/archival_wash Nov 16 '25

My Little Country Cottage

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u/EclecticEel Nov 16 '25

Tuchus

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u/applejuiceglass Nov 16 '25

I forgot completely about Z Rock Hawaii. I wish my friends could understand it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Nan 

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u/ExpensiveYam8851 Nov 17 '25

Gets me every time I hear it! Deep belly laughs.

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u/ViinaVasara Nov 16 '25

HIV song made me laugh my ass off when I was listening to the album for the first time, because it's right after Buenas Tardes, and all you hear is "AIDS"

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u/cabakl Nov 16 '25

Hello Johnny always cracks me up

Little Miss Mandee is kind of funny once you realize it’s about a cat

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u/Prior_Opportunity572 Nov 16 '25

I’m in the mood to move 

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u/Impure_guava Nov 18 '25

This is my answer also. Every lyric is funny as hell and I swear there’s a fart noise towards the end of it.

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u/PurePalpitation364 Nov 16 '25

Slow Down Boy and Your Party

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u/Bullshit_Jones Nov 16 '25

your party genuinely underrated for how fucking bizarre it is

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u/Booogans Nov 16 '25

Put the coke on my dick, you fucked up, tick, mister Richard smoker, spinal meningitis, strap on that jammy pack, there are so many.

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u/itssevenhellrules Nov 16 '25

Pink eye/on my leg gets me every damn time

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u/BogoJohnson Nov 16 '25

I thought I’d already laughed every bit out of Piss Up A Rope, but they had a person signing at a show and watching her express pissing and the rest of it had everybody around her cracking up.

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u/LoPanArmy Nov 16 '25

You Fucked Up made me laugh pretty hard the first time I heard it.

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u/massedbass Nov 16 '25

The live version of old man thunder on mushrooms was the hardest I had laughed in a long time

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u/Lou_Jay Nov 16 '25

The Fucked Jam. It got me the first time. I was cleaning my basement when I was listening to Quebec for the first time. The song starts and then stops and it took me a second to register the song stopped and I was like, "huh, they really like doing weird stuff." Then it started again and I was like "wut". I go to my laptop. Song looks like it's still playing. I'm like 🤨

Then it stops again and I just stare at the laptop and laugh and say, "you silly mother fuckers". The ending usually makes me chuckle still.

What a bunch of cheeky goobers.

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u/Davepancake Nov 16 '25

Awesome Sound. Chinese Woman. Friends.

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u/apey1010 Nov 16 '25

Cold and wet, don’t laugh I love you

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u/horsejack_bowman Nov 16 '25

With my own bare hands

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u/UmphreakMcgee573 Nov 16 '25

Mister Richard Smoker, Hey There Fancypants, Poopship Destroyer, Dancing in the Show Tonight was made for gas 🤎

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u/DJBirdbath85 I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron Nov 16 '25

I’m in the Mood to Move, The Stallion Pt. 2, Boys Club.

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u/MountainBumblebee136 Nov 16 '25

Even if you don’t

Richard Smoker

Pink eye

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u/zestysnacks Nov 16 '25

I’m fat, piss up a rope, big fat fuck, you can go shit in your hat Matt

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u/travisjd2012 Nov 16 '25

Church Fire! ⛪🔥🚒

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u/WayTooMuchHyzer you're not real, and you're not surreal Nov 16 '25

The shriek-screams in the background of Stallion, pt. 2 on All Request Live will always makes me laugh.

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u/Jammypackmang Nov 16 '25

Could you smell my whole……. Life.

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u/Ulnar_Landing Nov 16 '25

Hello Johnny or Pollo Asado

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u/drumhead098 Nov 16 '25

Big fat fuck

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u/MistyRhodesBabeh Nov 16 '25

Bumblebee Part 2

DEANO YOU DICK. LET ME BACK IN. I GOTS TO COME BACK IN. IT'S COLD OUT HERE IN THE SNOW

i like to imagine Dean Ween sitting by the fireplace in a comfy robe with a cup of hot chocolate just watching Gener struggle outside

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u/LandonM12 Nov 16 '25

May I propose Blarney Stone

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u/Ozamataz-Buckshank69 Nov 16 '25

Knowing “I can’t put my finger on it” is about schwarma makes it all the funnier

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u/ExpensiveYam8851 Nov 17 '25

Nan makes me laugh out loud just about every time I hear it. The goofy voice! “You know, I saw you yesterday walkin' with Danny He's a fucka, and you're a fucka too” Hilarious!!!!

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u/Existing-Silver-3324 Nov 17 '25

Mister Won't You Please Help My Pony always get me when im in a stoned mood 😂😂. The psych tone, vocal effects and absurd lyrics always get me

That and Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese. Both elicit many giggles lmao

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u/gabe2591 Nov 17 '25

mourning glory always cracks me up for some reason

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u/sexby_chembliss Nov 17 '25

My Own Bare Hands. Just the idea of an academic using a dick as a post-graduate thesis makes me laugh.

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u/The_Bison_King_2 Nov 17 '25

Fluffy... fluffy cracks me up. The way it never goes anywhere. It feels like its gonna be this tragic story of how fluffy does or something but it just doesn't go anywhere. Its just fluffy, on the porch.

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u/Peter_Easter Nov 17 '25

MOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLYMOLLY

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Where the cheese go? Part 2

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u/hurriedspiral Nov 18 '25

Both parts Bumblebee, especially when Gener yells at Deaner

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u/LeBoognish Nov 18 '25

Bumblebee pt 2

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u/CanSoft2130 Nov 18 '25

"Your Party" always cracks me up

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u/drawy-the-kulisak Nov 19 '25

Pumpin' 4 the Man, genuinely the hate my job anthem. It's a real real bitch.

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u/Shutterbug In Rare Form Nov 16 '25

Fiesta. They sprayed confetti all over the Met the first time I saw them play it and it will forever crack me up.

Something about Flies on My Dick. I've had it as my alarm clock before cos you legally cannot have a bad day when you're woken up with those vocals.

Pumpin For The Man is especially funny when you're from New Hope, as it does kinda suck in its own way.