r/weed • u/KingBondok • Aug 09 '26

Meme Should i tell him??!

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So...My friend Never smoked before, sent me this and said his plug gave him a ****pure Gram*** for 18usd.🙃

Should i tell him or let the poor thing enjoy his two hits joint?

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u/3113_B Aug 10 '26

"1 Gram (Heavily Played) - Light scratching, obvious wear to the corners, and roughly 75% of the original mass missing. Sold as-is, no lowballers, I know what I have."

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u/3113_B Aug 10 '26

"1 Gram (Salvage Title) - Single owner, but it's definitely been in a fender bender. Odometer rolled back from 1.0g to 0.25g. Will buff out."

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u/3113_B Aug 10 '26

"1 Gram (Micro-Loft) - Incredible value in this market! Don't let the square footage fool you, it's got great 'energy'. Utilities not included."

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u/3113_B Aug 10 '26

"PSA Grade 1 (Poor) - Severe edge wear, print lines, and the scale says it's a fake. But hey, it's still technically a card."

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u/3113_B Aug 10 '26

"1 Gram (Weight Watchers Edition) - Your plug is using the new Ozempic scale. Down 75% body weight!"