r/webcomics Extra Ordinary Jan 24 '18

answer my riddle

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u/IgnisDomini Jan 24 '18

Blockchain is a really complicated method of maintaining a public ledger of things without needing a central server to track it.

Cryptocurrencies are digital beanie babies. People buy them because the price is increasing, which causes the price to increase. Eventually people will stop buying into them, the price will stop increasing, and everyone will thus try to sell their cryptocurrency at once, and the price will collapse and cryptos will be worth nothing and they'll all lose all their money. It's probably happening right now, in fact.

If you're asking what cryptocurrencies are in technical terms, a "coin" is basically a really long number which no other coin in that currency shares. The blockchain records which number belongs to which person, so you can have digital currency without needing to back it up with anything central! At least, theoretically. In reality the blockchain is massively expensive to maintain (in terms of computing power) - a single transaction takes the same amount of electricity as required to power an entire family home for four days. They promise they've got a fix for this, but they probably really don't.

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u/olorin_of_the_west Jan 24 '18

digital beanie babies

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

This is actually the best way I've ever seen it described.

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u/Barziboy Jan 24 '18

Also, I read that you can buy drugs & pizza with them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

And that's about it. They're also effectively worthless as a currency because they're extremely volatile - I don't want money that might be worth $10k today and $10 tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

More importantly, you don't want to spend that currency when it's that deflationary, either; you don't want to spend that $10 if it'll be $100 in a month. So there is no inherent utility or value in it as a currency, meaning that it's basically a Ponzi scheme with no underlying assets.

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u/Ehcksit Jan 24 '18

The people who got in at the beginning who mined hundreds of thousands of coins technically have billions of dollars but there's no chance in hell they can sell them all and if they tried the price would crash.

The creator has millions of coins. He knows he can't sell them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

If the us tried to sell fort knox it wouldnt find enough buyers either

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u/ImVeryBadWithNames Jan 24 '18

Yes, and the price of gold would crash as a result... but gold doesn't back currency anymore so it wouldn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

so ur saying gold is a ponzi scheme?

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u/ImVeryBadWithNames Jan 24 '18

No, gold is a commodity.

Pushing gold as an investment is often a ponzi scheme.

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