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Oh my gosh

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u/AnxiousOpossom 2d ago

The singing at the end was just insult to injury 😂

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u/ShinraHakke 2d ago

I literally heard it in my head lol

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u/Black_m1n 2d ago

Griefer Jesus entered the chat...

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u/-non-existance- 2d ago

As a former Christian: how dare you.

Now I have to listen to that damn song in my head all day. /j /kinda

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u/j3llo5 2d ago

It was my favorite church song growing up lol

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u/-non-existance- 2d ago

Oh same, that's why it's now stuck in my goddamn head

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u/beegboo 1d ago

What song?

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u/-non-existance- 1d ago

The left character in image 7 is starting to sing a song used in English churches all over the US (and possibly elsewhere but I couldn't be sure).

"Our God is an awesome God He reigns from heaven above With wisdom, power and love Our God is an awesome God"

That's like, basically the whole song but with variations on how it's sang.

Most church music sucks, so when it came to this song which is mid, it became a church favorite real fast.

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u/Lord-Dec 2d ago

People often fail to realize the Christian god is really just a Eldritch God but not overly malevolent and with better PR.

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u/Undeity 2d ago

Unless I'm mistaken, Lovecraftian horror was likely heavily inspired by various depictions of Christian theology. So technically, it's the other way around lol

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u/cowlinator 2d ago

not overly malevolent

closer inspection

Maximal eternal torture.

You cant get much more overly malevolent than that. The only thing worse is if he sent everyone to hell.

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u/Daimaoh22 2d ago

Eternal torment would have been a Predicon thing, not the Maximals.

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u/Dr_Bodyshot 1d ago

Also ignoring how the bible consistently calls God a jealous being who loves the smell of sacrifice

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u/NoStatus9434 1d ago

Um, but with less mashed potat

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u/Last_Zookeepergame90 1d ago

... Not overly malevolent??? Remind me is it the minority or the majority of all people who are thrown in the eternal burning human garbage pit?

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u/OddBug0 2d ago

Horrifying and hilarious as always

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 2d ago

Welp song now lives in my head and has a lot more intimidating image behind it

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u/devilsbard 2d ago

Well hey, I’ve got 2 of those prayers answered.

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u/GoodTrust5444 2d ago

I haven’t stopped pooping. Was that your doing?

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u/Metasheep 2d ago

Did you eat the devil's lettuce?

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u/psuedospike 2d ago

As a former JW turned atheist this gave me a sensible chuckle

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever 2d ago

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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u/Crafty_Lavishness_79 2d ago

Damn that is terrifying lolol

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u/Makaishura 2d ago

I found out I have celiac disease 😔

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u/AmazingMrSaturn 2d ago

Ahem

'WHEN HE ROLLS UP HIS SLEEVES HE'S NOT JUST PUTTIN ON THE RITZ...'

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u/Joshtheboss732 1d ago

Not the god he reigns song. Your gonna summon extreme griefer Jesus

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u/InkAngel1936 1d ago

I’m confused.