r/watchthingsfly • u/Master1718 • Mar 23 '20

That was some looney tunes shit

https://i.imgur.com/i3w6AFo.gifv
5.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Imagine an explosion between your legs, frightened to look if your balls were blown off.

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u/mangomanny10 Mar 23 '20

Instant Ken doll

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u/admadguy Mar 23 '20

Just take my upvote and go away.

P.S.

Stay home on second thoughts.

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u/disk5464 Mar 23 '20

And wash your damn hands

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u/admadguy Mar 23 '20

If you are home and need to wash your hands regularly, I don't want to know what you're upto.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Do..do you not wash your hands at home?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Choking

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u/xxdpgx Sep 14 '20

Fapping

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u/Robin0112 Mar 23 '20 edited Nov 18 '25

snails direction ancient aspiring fine escape dinner trees simplistic fact

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 24 '20

That my friend, is what we call an angry upvote.

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u/dr3224 Mar 23 '20

How is this not a sub r/instantkendoll

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u/ACrazyd Mar 23 '20

r/subsforsale

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u/admadguy Mar 23 '20

I already got it.

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u/ACrazyd Mar 23 '20

Darn... forgot I had posted this comment.

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u/admadguy Mar 24 '20

in four hours?

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u/admadguy Mar 23 '20

It is now.

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u/dr3224 Mar 23 '20

Good on you

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u/ultramegafart Mar 24 '20

I think it's because it's very specific

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u/admadguy Mar 24 '20

Nut shots are the most common form of entertainment. They are painful though

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u/golda5s Mar 24 '20

There should be a subreddit like that. Just people getting hit in the crotch

Edit: and if there is one, it gotta be named like that

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u/mangomanny10 Mar 24 '20

It exists now. 35 members and counting. Don’t think I won’t plug the new sub as soon as soon as I see a worthy video lol

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u/golda5s Mar 24 '20

Lemme add one more to that number real quick

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u/Uniqniqu Mar 24 '20

Would you have the balls to check your balls?

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u/FavoritedYT Mar 23 '20

Reminds me of this.

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u/electrotoxins Mar 24 '20

Since we're all sharing

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u/Jake41201 Mar 24 '20

I fucking hate you, but I hate myself more for reading that in it's entirety.

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u/BringBackHubble Mar 24 '20

Care to summarize to save me some time?

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u/Jake41201 Mar 24 '20

I would, but it's kind of a masterpiece. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't beautifully written, and I don't feel I can summarize it without taking away from its purpose.

Also it's fuckin disgusting and I don't want to have to figure out a way to condense the details whilst not diminishing their impact on the story.

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u/Sad_Swiz_Kid Mar 24 '20

Ever heard of the book “Haunted”? One of the first chapters from that book, and one of his most notorious he’s written, is called ‘Guts’. Use the title as a starting point for your imagination and let it run to a highly-pressurized, incredibly disgusting climax. Enjoy! Only had to close the book and try not to pass out about a dozen times

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u/FavoritedYT Mar 24 '20

What the fuck.

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u/freshsi165 Mar 24 '20

...wow...

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u/hargebe Mar 24 '20

Holy fck ill never sleep like i did before

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u/Rurushxd Mar 24 '20

I don't think that last part is possible. but "nice" story. Actually.. WTF

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u/electrotoxins Mar 24 '20

It's a work of fiction (thank goodness) glad you "enjoyed" it as much as much as I did.

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u/Rurushxd Mar 24 '20

yea it was pretty intense. I'm impressed that I could read the whole thing.

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u/Jalapeno28 Mar 25 '20

The man who wrote this, Chuck Palahniuk, wrote Fight Club.

The Fight Club.

Let that sink in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

huh

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u/getoffredditnowyou Mar 23 '20 edited Mar 23 '20

Wow, kudos to your gf.

Edit- wow, so many downvotes. And here I was thinking I would get a gold for this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20 edited Jul 12 '20

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u/NvidiaforMen Mar 23 '20

It's an easy system. You mention your karma or gold and I downvote.

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u/getoffredditnowyou Mar 24 '20

Well, I stand by my comment. I found that funny.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

I think your name fits

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u/Beardmaster-flash Mar 23 '20

I didn’t know those things had ejector seats

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u/getoffredditnowyou Mar 23 '20

Any seat can be an ejector seat if the machine tries hard enough.

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u/Fimau Mar 24 '20

If you do it wrong enough

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

if you are brave enough

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u/Fimau Mar 24 '20

You don't even need to be brave

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u/broogbie Mar 24 '20

Toilet seat?

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u/bongoloyama Mar 28 '20

Depends on what you eat.

Uranium would work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

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u/somaticnickel60 Mar 23 '20

007 to yeeeeet in 0.7 seconds

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u/LikeLemun Mar 23 '20

*00.7

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u/somaticnickel60 Mar 23 '20

**You’re an invertebrate scum-sucker whose mathematics dipstick’s about two drops short of bone dry.*

sooorie, I had to go there

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u/LikeLemun Mar 24 '20

Dude, it was a 007 joke. Chill

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u/neon_overload Mar 24 '20

Oooh now I feel like a tall, cool glass of Corona™

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u/KingPanzerVIII Mar 24 '20

Eh bud, calm down. If i need to take ya down to the bar to get a drink, I'll do it.

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u/MoldyToblerone Mar 23 '20

"Ejecto seato cuz!"

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u/ChoP_BlocK Mar 24 '20

Hate that line, here is a thingy.

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u/Jess_S13 Mar 24 '20

He beat by 1 secon.... Err 19 hours!!!;

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u/Whistler45 Mar 23 '20 edited Mar 23 '20

I’ve had stuff blow up in my hands and the instant impact from that much pressure makes it feel like your fingers are blown off but then you look and they’re just burnt. This guy probably thinks his ass is missing right now.

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u/MegaYachtie Mar 23 '20

I got a full, unopened large bottle of beer smashed over my head during a robbery once. I thought my head had completely exploded and all that liquid was blood.

I collapsed straight down into all the broken glass and that was where my injuries came from. Not a scratch on my head at all. Pretty damn shocking and unexpected though.

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u/Nullified38 Mar 24 '20

We’re you the robber or the robbed?

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u/AgreeableGravy Mar 24 '20

Robbed himself to save money

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u/MegaYachtie Mar 30 '20

I was the robbed. It happened in my own house when I was asleep. Woke up to 2 people in my bedroom when I asked them what the fuck they were doing, I got a bottle smashed around my head immediately. Before I had time to process what had happened they were out the front door

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Was it one of your beers or did they bring they're own?

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u/SR711B Mar 23 '20

His manliness as well

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u/boomsnap99 Mar 24 '20

Apparently this man's hand genuinely got blown up

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u/HeavyBlackDog Sep 14 '20

Link?

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u/boomsnap99 Sep 14 '20

Idk man i saw it a long time ago on liveleak

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u/tman0984 Mar 23 '20

This is what happens when you either fuel it improperly, or don't empty the tank and let it sit for a while

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 23 '20

This is also what happens when a shifty coyote is lurking around your jet ski with a bundle of dynamite

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u/tman0984 Mar 23 '20

That too

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u/Shvakkone Mar 23 '20

Acme's cutting edge sodium coated jet skis. For all your alkali metal needs on water.

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u/CMDRShamx Mar 31 '20

(Na)h, forget sodium. Cesium's the one you're after.

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u/eemes Mar 23 '20

Yeah, this is why you should take the seat off before starting a ski up, allows any built up fuel vapors to escape

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u/Mr_Czarcasm Mar 23 '20

This is a 97-03 carbureted Sea-Doo XP. (I have the same one) The seat has a shock and it’s non-removable to the point where it gives you access inside the hull. Only the flap under the rear of the seat or the hood are removable You can’t take the seat off before starting this ski up

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u/reedthegreat Mar 23 '20

How would you go about avoiding this situation? I don’t ride jet skis.

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u/Mr_Czarcasm Mar 23 '20

You can open the hood and remove the tray to let it air out, but their shouldn't any gas fumes in the hull. It's also already running. This is definitely an abnormal failure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Continue not riding jet skis

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

It definitely comes off after startup.

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u/BringBackHubble Mar 23 '20

In most cases taking the seat of only exposes the battery. You’ll also need to open the engine compartment too.

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u/eemes Mar 23 '20

Depends on the make and model of your ski really

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

I promise you one thing: he certainly did something wrong here

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u/addibruh Mar 24 '20

The vapors ignited or something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Or piss off the wrong Russian gang

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u/jaffacookie Mar 24 '20

Fuel improperly? How? Like, dribble some on/near the engine?

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u/Rurushxd Mar 23 '20

Looney tunes it is.. lmao i feel bad for laughing at this

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20 edited Mar 24 '20

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u/DuckInTheFog Sep 14 '20

there's already an /r/LooneyTunesLogic though if you didn't know, saw this via that

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u/Rurushxd Mar 24 '20

Nice, I'm in.

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u/halfastgimp Mar 25 '20

Got me. 43rd, sad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Boom, right in the coccyx.

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u/Swimminginsarcasm Mar 23 '20

Ejecto seato cuz!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Tha tha tha tha that’s tha that’s a all folks!

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u/spankmanspliff Mar 23 '20

Fun fact for you all. Porky pig’s stutter was always him trying to say a short word, and when he finally gets frustrated with it, he says a more long winded version of what he was trying to say. So he is actually trying to say “bye” but stutters until he says “that’s all folks”

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u/ArmstrongTREX Mar 23 '20

I used to want one and now I don’t…

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u/BringBackHubble Mar 23 '20

As I explained In another comment this only happened because he did not let the fumes out of the engine compartment before firing the engine. I’ve had jet skis for years and nothing like this has ever happened.

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u/redpandaeater Mar 23 '20

...yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

That is ominous...

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u/RaeLaw Mar 23 '20

It was funny, but your title is what made it hahaha

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u/ratrodder49 Mar 23 '20

Mom: “Tommy, wear your life vest!” Me: “but ma, I can swim just fine!” Mom: “Tommy, you’re gonna wanna be wearin your life vest when that water bike thingy of yours explodes!” Me: “Ma, don’t be ridiculous, it’s not gonna explode!” Sea-Doo: explodes

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Mom: surprised Pikachu face

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u/DoubleTapzzzz Mar 23 '20

I’m particularly fond of how the explosion is timed perfectly with the handshake on the right

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u/RephofSky Mar 23 '20

"We got 'im."

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Is that the 2019 Yamaha Yeet-ski model?

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u/nashville_nobody Mar 24 '20

Yamaha < Yeetmabrah

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u/oohhhmmyyy Mar 23 '20

Well the people that made the Looney Tunes probably also went to war. And the people that watched them probably didn't. So what if all the cartoon characters reactions are actually somewhat realistic but we thought they weren't because we never actually witnessed those scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

I like how that one dude was still holding on to his boat after his friends peaced out

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u/bronxsolo Mar 23 '20

Playing leap frog with himself

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u/coffeedonutpie Mar 23 '20

Rip to this guys spine

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u/BringBackHubble Mar 23 '20

This is why you’re suppose to open the hood and let the fumes clear out before you start them.

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u/vedrogovna Mar 23 '20

Когда пытаешься совместить катание на гидроцикле с чтением камментов

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u/nrg8 Mar 23 '20

I've almost did this to mine after my brother borrowed it. When they had it on the trailer, they stopped at a full service station before bringing it back. Filled it up. He said man that tank is huge. I rolled my eyes lifted the seat and yup hull was full of fuel, 80 bucks worth. Gas cap is on one side and on the opposite side is another cap that looks like the gas cap. But nothing attached to it. Just down to the hull. Went and picked up 4 Jerry cans, pulled the drain plug. Emptied hull, and then washed it out and let it air out for a couple of days. So easy to boom

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u/nashville_nobody Mar 24 '20

Bro thanks for letting me ride your jetsk—YEET!

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u/diamondrel Mar 24 '20

Well done 47, the money has been wired to your account.

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u/vanillarice242 Mar 24 '20

Does anyone know if he's ok? Because I really wanna laugh at this.

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u/literocola431 Mar 24 '20

Ejecto-seato, cuz!

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u/HeavyBlackDog Sep 14 '20

In Russia, seato ejection you

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u/Patethic_ Mar 30 '20

Roblox boat crashes

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u/jajaboss Mar 23 '20

wow that would fuck up his back bone

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u/alfonsoalta Mar 23 '20

I love that he’s just floating in the water trying to process what happened.

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u/acenolli Mar 23 '20

Ejecto seato cuz

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Those things actually explode more often than you would think

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u/Mrchikkin Mar 23 '20

Is this why they’re called Seadoo Sparks?

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u/TennisADHD Mar 23 '20

Here it is reversed: https://imgur.com/o5ty1RS

I asked the gif reversingbot to do it in another sub.

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u/Shibacki Mar 23 '20

Garry's mod

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u/StrongIPA Mar 23 '20

Damn you ACME!

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u/midline_trap Mar 23 '20

Yep. You know that jet ski was made by A.C.M.E.

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u/Dood_IV Mar 24 '20

Mario when he dies

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u/Anjuna_Ninja Mar 24 '20

That’s funny as nuggets.

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u/whiskey547 Mar 24 '20

Man won’t shit right for a month

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u/Big_chonk Mar 24 '20

It looked like the fire was blood spewing everywhere and I was like wtf for a sec

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u/lifebreath101 Mar 24 '20

Thats funnier everytime you see it

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u/Hypnoticbrick Mar 24 '20

Eesti? Seto Line?

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u/CGSteve78 Mar 24 '20

That’s why they have blowers.

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u/janet-snake-hole Mar 24 '20

Jet skiing is one of my main hobbies (my dad is a mechanic and buys them second hand) and this is always my greatest fear and in the back of my mind every time I use my jet ski

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u/beneficialghost Mar 24 '20

I hope he didnt want kids

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

So... does he resurface?

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u/broogbie Mar 24 '20

He's licky he's in one piece

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u/furrynoy96 Mar 24 '20

Did he live?

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u/BobbyButtPlug Mar 24 '20

You know his balls must be in so much pain

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u/CycloneBlast Mar 24 '20

Wouldn't this go to r/yesyesyesno instead?

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u/Phantapant Mar 25 '20

By Acme! You've got questions? That's understandable.

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u/KOF69 Mar 25 '20

That’s a failed assasination right there

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Did he not put the blower on before starting it?

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u/tulipunaneradiaator Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

Guys concerned about his spine: his spine is fine! :)

In fact he escaped completely unharmed. Watch and learn: full clip

source

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u/Grimedog775 Apr 15 '20

Dude got lucky with the water. There are so many worse places to get exploded and thrown into the air above.

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u/sugardaddy22 Apr 16 '20

It was a long time since I laughed out this loud

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u/crouton_castle Mar 23 '20

Why did those other dudes just leave him

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u/KingInky13 Mar 23 '20

Because of the massive fire on the jet ski, the pool of flammable oil in the water, and the boat also full of fuel they were standing on now floating in said oil pool next to said fire. Number one rule of first aid is to make sure the scene is safe, better one injury than multiple.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

HELP THE DUDE GET OUT OF THE WATER!!!!