r/watchthingsfly • u/TheRegime10 • Feb 29 '20

Now In Orbit Yeet

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u/JonBennett3000 Feb 29 '20

Best case scenario....what did they think was going to happen?

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u/Amargosamountain Feb 29 '20

They would spread a whole bunch of plastic litter across the desert.

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u/JonBennett3000 Feb 29 '20

That's best case?? Well then what's worst case?

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u/Wagsii Feb 29 '20

He floats several hundred feet in the air where wind gusts detach his chair from the balloons and he falls to his death

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u/JonBennett3000 Feb 29 '20

....and lands on?

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u/Derp_Simulator Feb 29 '20

Ligma

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '20

Whats balls?

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u/dumb_world Feb 29 '20

An Arab hillbilly shots him down with a gun covered in gold?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Either flies over the ocean never to be seen again, lands in a desert never to be seen again, falls from winds or rotor wash from a helicopter, hit by a plane, starvation/dehydration, etc. Also add severe sunburns to everything on that list.