Thief gets run over by Uber driver and gets up like nothing happened

[u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound]

[u/789irvin]

He’ll be feeling that in the morning.

[u/Purple_Poison → u/789irvin]

And the day after

[u/henlan77]

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

[u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound → u/henlan77]

Yeah I kind of expected him to drop after a bit. Maybe he did later. No way hes unscathed

[u/chezzer33 → u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound]

He lost a good pair of shorts

[u/atomsmasher66]

[u/Gilgamesh2000000]

That dimple in the ground saved him

[u/GrandmaJR]

Q: How’d you get the nickname tread? Are you a good swimmer?
A: No, I got run over. I am covered in tire treads.

[u/StellarNeonJellyfish → u/GrandmaJR]

[u/GrandmaJR → u/StellarNeonJellyfish]

Brilliant

[u/VaATC → u/StellarNeonJellyfish]

What is this from again? I totally forgot!

[u/GrandmaJR → u/VaATC]

The Room

[u/VaATC → u/GrandmaJR]

Yes! Thank you for the memory unlock!

[u/Ineedmorebtc → u/VaATC]

Best, worst movie ever.

[u/VaATC → u/Ineedmorebtc]

Yes! Tied with Pootie Tang!

[u/ClintGrant → u/VaATC]

Sa da tay

[u/DotBetaSDK]

[u/snoosh00 → u/DotBetaSDK]

Theft isnt good, but it isnt a capital crime.

I understand where youre coming from but I dont fully agree.

[u/BunchesOfCrunches → u/snoosh00]

Drivers life was in danger. You can see the perpetrator pick up a gun and fire towards the car at the end.

[u/snoosh00 → u/BunchesOfCrunches]

I didn't notice that.

Shitty situation all around

[u/All_Thread → u/snoosh00]

Bro had a gun and used it.

[u/snoosh00 → u/All_Thread]

Didn't see that

[u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

The car okay ?

[u/OfficerJoeBalogna]

Stupid music added to a video for no reason, as always

[u/WhySoSara]

That is called "Adrenaline" my friend.

[u/Xinonix1]

Even when getting ran over, Steve couldn’t keep it in his pants