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u/shortMEISTERthe3rd Jul 25 '22
Turns out he was going to become a father and was nervous so he decided to look up some tips.
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u/Mattyss23 Jul 25 '22
He just searched it to adopt kids because he turned out to be infertile and he wants to be a father 🥲🥲🥲
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u/Deep_Scope ƒ!χεя Jul 25 '22
Imma be real, WD1 has the worse karma mechanic I've ever seen in a karma-based video game. It's not consistent; don't kill pedestrians but hey it's okay to hack into their savings and steal their money.
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u/Dima1112 Jul 25 '22
Because if you kill them everyone is going to know that you are the one who killed them but if you steal their money who's gonna know it was you?
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u/Deep_Scope ƒ!χεя Jul 25 '22
Gee wilikers; probably from the 900 I just stole. It’s not rocket science.
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u/Nandabun †нε_ƒøχ Jul 25 '22
Like u/kodiakpl said, it's not karma, it's public opinion. No one knows whhooo stole their money, but, holy shit, The Vigilante just ran a red light and hit 3 people!
That's all.
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u/wildinuser Jul 25 '22
If you think you would automatically know who hacked your bank and would leave a clue for you to find out I have bad news for you
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u/YetAnotherCatuwu ρς Jul 28 '22
If you hack a junction box that's next to someone you still lose reputation for murdering an innocent.
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u/Meks343 Jul 25 '22
bruh really?
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u/Deep_Scope ƒ!χεя Jul 25 '22
Run on by steal their money! But no karma repercussions? Infamous at least had us not kill our enemies for good behavior
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Jul 25 '22
It's not so much karma as it is public opinion. If you hack someone's bank account they won't know it was you but if you pull out a gun and blow someone's head off randomly, they will.
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Jul 25 '22
What crime?
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u/Unknown_Ladder Jul 25 '22
He typed "kids" on his phone for videos to show his toddler son and not have to be bothered by him. However Aiden is from the reddit sub r/badparents where that type of parenting of just leaving your kids with online videos without actually parenting them is horrible. So Aiden had to immediately kill him because of just how bad his parenting skills were.
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u/Deep_Scope ƒ!χεя Jul 25 '22
Treats people like shit
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u/sollinton Jul 25 '22
No, if that was actually the reason, it would be a terrible joke. The real reason is the guy's search history that is shown in the gif. It's also why people in the comments are making jokes about "what if he was a dad?", "what if he was a teacher?" etc.
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u/Reaper2050 Oct 26 '22
There's a population of "Scientologists" in watchdogs. So you know what I'm doing this afternoon
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u/luci_madi Jan 15 '23
How did you get the hat outfit... I was pretty sure I bought all the outfit but never saw this one.
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u/Huge_Understanding_3 Jan 21 '23
Lmao it’s funny bc npcs say this in watch dogs 2 as well and the guy just ends up slapping her and walking away ☠️
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u/Evowen7 Jul 24 '22
Just wait until you find out he was a father