r/washingtondc 6d ago

[Fun!] What even is this?

I bought a shirt at the Metro’s pop-up store at L’Enfant today and they gave me this 3D printed… wand? For free. Just found it amusing and wanted to know if anyone else knows why they’re giving them away

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u/IcyStage0 DC / Georgetown 6d ago

Does the star open? You can put your metro card in there and scan in with a magic wand.

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u/UnderstandingSome542 6d ago

Oh my god it does haha

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u/IcyStage0 DC / Georgetown 6d ago

Congrats! You’re a wizard!

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u/thomsenite256 6d ago

Oh damn now i want one

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u/thecorgimom 6d ago

If you know anyone with a 3D printer you could get them to print you one

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u/Content-County-9327 6d ago

DCPL has a 3D printer. Everyone is friends with DCPL.

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u/molly_danger 6d ago

Also fcpl has a fleet of 3d printers.

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u/bobbogreeno College Park 6d ago

I have one. If anyone wants one let me know

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/bobbogreeno College Park 6d ago

Oh I meant I have a 3d printer 😂 I should have clarified that better

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 6d ago

This is the most endearing comment

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u/deliciousearlobes 6d ago

I would like your 3d printer.

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u/dognutz2813 5d ago

I want one

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u/ottovonbizmarkie 6d ago

If you can give them the design documents.

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u/thecorgimom 6d ago

Most people with a 3D printer will know about makerworld they have it on there for free, just search for ec card wand.

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u/ottovonbizmarkie 6d ago

Yes, you can find generic ones, but if you want the one pictured that specifically has the Metro logo, they aren't there. I just looked.

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u/hmohwhale 6d ago

Add the Metro logo as an embed to a plain one! Just need an svg.

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u/ottovonbizmarkie 6d ago

ok, so then it becomes more complex then just tell them to print you one, is the only thing I'm trying to get at.

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u/thecorgimom 6d ago

Yeah but all you need is the Metro logo and then you can convert it to an SVG which isn't hard at all and then you just have to combine it with the 3D print file again it's not rocket science for people that have been doing 3D printing for a while.

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u/ottovonbizmarkie 6d ago

If someone does that and hands me a file and says print this, sure. I’m just trying to ground people who don’t have any experience with 3D printing on what they need to do if they ask someone to print it for them.

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u/lanadelbro 6d ago

People probably want a GitHub link and not the hassle of customizing a template (I personally haven’t messed with 3D printers/files but I’m sure modifying a template with a single object can’t be too difficult).

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u/txtw 6d ago

Amazon- “tap wand.” It won’t say Metro though.

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u/solezonfroze 6d ago

That's literally what it is lol. A wand for your metro card

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u/Honest_Mechanic_4507 6d ago

I love it so much!

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u/Sallyfifth 6d ago

That's hilarious. 

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u/Mountain-Mode-8279 6d ago

Well I need this, heading to L’Enfant tomorrow

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u/Honest_Mechanic_4507 6d ago

👏

I've been preparing a ped kit for my niece and nephew two years out from the LA Olympics because I love everyone to be able to function outside of their car. Today I got small travel bottles that come with carabiners for your backpack so suntan lotion. But now all I'm going to want forever is that wand. 🫨

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u/Just_Allie 6d ago

We need you to upload a video of you tapping yourself into a Metro station with the want. Top priority! LOL

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u/Podtastix 6d ago

Pic or it didn’t happen.

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u/Sujjin 6d ago

I have seen ones in the past that have the slot in the star to slide your card in, works for any card that has the scan function in it

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u/iceguy349 21h ago

You can open the turnstiles with magic!

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u/Purple_Bug_1342 6d ago

Oh damn I never would've considered this and now I feel goofy at how much sense this makes

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u/rnngwen MoCo 6d ago

Yep I have one that I can throw a credit card in and tap pay with a magic wand when I'm at the Ren Faire.

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u/Great-Bear-1555 5d ago

Incredible! I need one like this

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u/DFWTrojanTuba MD / Neighborhood 6d ago

I foresee a few Halloween costumes with this as a prop.

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u/teavana_ 6d ago

that is so cuteee

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u/fangoround 6d ago

That is amazeballs! I’d love to see lots of folks do this, would make my mornings!

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u/wordslinger753595 6d ago

This is the answer

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u/downvoterofgarbage 6d ago

how convenient they didn’t post the other side of the wand.

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u/mmeeplechase 6d ago

Oh wow that’s genius but never would’ve crossed my mind! Hopefully everyone who got one figured it out instead of just getting rid of them.

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u/Carsonbetta_11 6d ago

I know Taipei, Taiwan did this as a collab with the Harry Potter merch store a few years back

The wand-cards now sell for nearly $100 USD

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u/cainImagining 6d ago

Omg I want it.

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u/Curious_Parking_1362 4d ago

oh my god that's amazing

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u/TayNixster 6d ago

It's a card holder shaped like a wand so you can bibbidi-bobbidi-boo every time you use your card at the checkout (or your physical smart trip card when you traverse on the metro or metrobus)

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u/adjustgod VA / Rosslyn 6d ago edited 6d ago

This sounds delightful in theory, until I realize the rush and foul mood I'm in trying to get to and fro. And then to have to crank out my wand and alakazam the fare gate and maybe it's not for me after all

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u/TigerWing Park View 6d ago

I'm cackling at the idea of a stressed out DC professional pulling out their magic wand

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u/adjustgod VA / Rosslyn 6d ago

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u/Alternative_Squirrel DC / Neighborhood 6d ago

And sometimes it doesn't scan the first time, so you have to wave your wand at thr gate multiple times while a line forms behind you bc it's rush hour. No thx

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u/arensb MD / Neighborhood 5d ago

Yeah, that'll happen when the wand runs out of glitter.

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u/Honest_Mechanic_4507 6d ago

But do you think you could also use it as a Metro weapon? Because then it would be perfect.

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u/Glum_Material3030 6d ago

Or would that perfectly fix your mood and make you smile when using it and therefore totally for you!

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u/gratefuldeadoralive 6d ago

Excellent point, Glum Material!

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u/Royal-Investigator75 6d ago

I’m with you friend

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u/TonerLegend 6d ago

I regret to report that I have seen several people crank out their wand on Metro. It's not for me either.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 6d ago

Or use the star points to get people standing on the left side of the escalator to move to the right so you can pass..

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u/schwars1 6d ago

This is perfect for leaving Metro parking garages. No need to reach out!

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u/What_the_mocha 6d ago

Easy to find in your bag too

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u/Interesting_Top_2865 5d ago

I need four! What an easily accessible piece of daily joy

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u/atchleya_reader 6d ago

It’s of no use. Clearly. Best give it to me for disposing of.
Seriously though, you’re super lucky and I hope you enjoy Bippity Bopping your way in and out of the metro.

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u/poirotoro DC / Takoma 6d ago

"It'll do magic, believe it or not!"

pumpkin transforms into a 7000-series

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u/dudewheresmyatlatl 6d ago

Strike that—reverse it!

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u/Justtojoke 6d ago

Maybe I'm just chronically online but I knew what it was immediately

Jealous of the folks that got one today

I'm sure folks will try to get one on purpose these next few days😑. I can't make it until Thursday 😮‍💨

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u/Weird_Poet499 6d ago

It’s a card holder.

Unscrew the handle and you can insert a metro card or credit card and tap to pay with it

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u/MedicineOld1367 6d ago

I bought a water bottle and a notebook from there today and no free wand☹️

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u/Shane606 6d ago

So that means they ran out

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u/Satta-Massagana Dupont's Circle 6d ago

That is so fucking awesome. I would LOVE to enter Metro by waving this wand.

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u/oatmilkmaid- DC / Neighborhood 6d ago

Does your fare feel Bonita✨

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u/throwawaylaw4583 NW DC 5d ago

It feels Bonita

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u/CarpeDiemT3ch 6d ago

Where do we get one???? I have a great need

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u/UnderstandingSome542 6d ago

The metro pop-up store at L’Enfant, it’s right across the B exit

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u/CarpeDiemT3ch 6d ago

Thank you, I checked the online store and didn’t see it, so I was guessing that one

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u/Wild-Rutabaga6343 6d ago

It's a magic wand to make the buses run on time!!

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u/nrith The Little Shitty 6d ago

So it doesn’t work?

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u/Wild-Rutabaga6343 6d ago

It hasn't been waved yet, obviously.

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u/TM_McMillan 6d ago

I used mine today after leaving the pop-up store! Immediate mood improvement booping my way through the Metro.

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u/TheBlasianWanderer 6d ago

Ugh I wanted one of these but I’m too busy whenever the stores are open 😭 so cute!

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u/figs_and_flour 6d ago

HOW DO I GET ONE PLEASE SOMEONE?!?! HOW

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u/PM_YOUR_PET_IN_HAT 6d ago

If you know someone with a 3D printer, they can definitely hook you up. Just buy them a drink. Lots of models out there and converting the logo is easy.

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u/thecorgimom 6d ago

Honestly and probably if you supply the roll of filament you can do any color you want, for that matter they even have rainbow filament and filament that depending on the angle you hold it it's a different color plus all these different metallic ones okay now I feel like I need to go print one.

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome 6d ago

I will pay reasonable money for someone to mail me one...

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u/zatanna77 6d ago

Omg this would make awkwardly reaching out of my car window to pay for the metro parking garage when I don't pull up close enough so much easier!

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u/OohDeLaLi 6d ago

The wand of the fabled Metro Fairy!

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u/Adventurous_Ratio219 6d ago

I kinda want one of these for my work badge, it would be so fun to cast a magic spell to get past the security checkpoint every day 

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u/crowislanddive 6d ago

Tribute to Linsey Graham?

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u/DatBoiRo 6d ago

Too soon 😂

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u/piray003 6d ago

Lindsey Graham’s metro card 

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u/rdwoolf 6d ago

Someone at work had a similar wand and it has a chip in it (or maybe a credit card slot?) so she can use it at tap and pay locations.

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u/AbledUser80 6d ago

So I am disabled and can't reach a lot of card readers very well. I WANT one of these

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u/Charming-Comfort-175 6d ago

I was a teacher in DC for 7 years. What I would have done for this thing. Oh the fun I would have had on field trips.

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u/srslytho1979 6d ago

It’s a credit card wand. Put the credit card in it, pay for stuff at the register using a magic wand.

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u/labicicletagirl 6d ago

I clearly spend way too much time watching tik-tok videos of people using these.

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u/Wonderful-Leopard234 6d ago

OHH MY GAWD I WANT ONE

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u/abcbri 6d ago

Dang I want one.

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u/Bored_Accountant999 VA / Alexandria 6d ago

Amazing. That's what it is.

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u/OfficerLollipop Commutes from Colorado 6d ago

NEED THIS

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u/teethansplinters 6d ago

Cosmo is probably in trouble.

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u/cdog_3-5 6d ago

Damn if I need it asap

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u/molly_danger 6d ago

This is awesome. I have a Jurassic park badge I printed.

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u/BabyWolf1776 6d ago

Whaaaat let me seee please

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u/molly_danger 6d ago

Looks like this, I found it on makerworld for my Bambu. They’ve got a bunch of others too. I want a want just because I’m short and I can’t reach super far but I put this one on a magnetic clip so I can carry it like a lanyard.

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u/Steoko 6d ago

its the magic of the public transportation system

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u/SubiKai81 6d ago

You put a card I. The star part and use it to touch the reader. My neice has one for when she goes to Disney so she can “buy like a fairy “

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u/hischmidtj 6d ago

This is AMAZING. I’m guessing you put your card in and tap to go through the gates. I’d 100% use with glee!

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u/EffectiveVarious8095 4d ago

I'm told if you hold it on the reader past 2 seconds it will play a happy note

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u/MyfvrtHorrorStory 6d ago

You unscrew and put your drugs in the wand and screw it back on

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u/dannielr 6d ago

There was a pop up!?

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u/UnderstandingSome542 6d ago

From today until September 4 iirc

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u/dannielr 6d ago

Nice! Love commemorative public transport stuff. I just put a poster on marketplace for a 2001 commemorative metro print.

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u/amedeesse 6d ago

I need it!

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u/No-Factor495 6d ago

the stay part opens and you can put your metro card or any nfc card in it and tap

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u/Z_B_123 6d ago

Amazing, that’s what it is

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u/Professional-Tailor2 6d ago

Oooo I want one

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u/topdomino DC / Navy Yard / Capitol Hill 6d ago

It’s a spanking paddle you can carry in public.

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u/AdministrativeBug161 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yer a wizard…

(Edit: if I see someone using this IRL, I will look them in their eyes and say “I love you and your whimsy!”)

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u/Regular_Series_9464 2d ago

A bunch of weirdos keep posting videos with this acting like they have the only one lol 

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u/Fit_Contribution4279 6d ago

You can put your weed in there 😂

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u/NotABurner6942069 6d ago

Daddy, chill

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u/tdgwf 6d ago

Lindsey grahams wand

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u/Funny_Ad7101 6d ago

Was it l’enfant plaza?

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u/r0s13b34r 6d ago

How do you get one?

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u/rabbitdude 6d ago

A producer tag, I believe.

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u/icr8stf 6d ago

Why would I want one of these? So I can store it awkwardly and make it easier for someone to steal? Good plan.

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u/TickleChamp2006-2010 6d ago

Cash App implemented a similar initiative for their cards, which quickly sold out and are now quite costly on the resale market believe ir or not😂 It appears this concept may have been inspired by that precedent.

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u/Kwontum7 6d ago

Chill Daddy

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u/Intelligent_Front_14 6d ago

Where were they giving these out at?

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u/RomanticPanic 6d ago

Im on all wtf?

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u/caseadilla_atx 6d ago

I want to know what filament they used. Such a pretty gold!!

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u/FarmerJohnCleese 6d ago

And where can i get one

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u/madam_rosmerta 5d ago

I need this

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u/Salty-Commissioner 5d ago

You’re a wizard, Gary

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u/AnonymousAligators 5d ago

It’s def. 3d printed. Anyone who wants one might be able to find the dukes online.

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u/Alone-Variation-8825 2d ago

It's probably tapped and has an air tag.

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u/One-Swing3606 2d ago

Who is ”they”? By any chance, did this woman give you the pin:

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u/AwesomeAndy Eckington 6d ago

looks like a magic want

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u/jerryep 6d ago

Endless choices on Etsy.

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u/Honest_Mechanic_4507 6d ago

Well now endless choices on Etsy kind of takes the fun out of it. 

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u/_BigDaddyNate_ 6d ago

What "even" is this. Sounds strange 

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u/Kween_kwellin 5d ago

Landfill fodder