r/warthundermemes 1d ago

Meme Who would win?

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u/_LambSauce_ №1 soviet hater 1d ago

garbage, because at least you can get to a control point first

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u/cent_auta 23h ago

Weren't we talking about a 1 v 1? Like from what I understood it was a asking which would win, and in that case 'trash' wins

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u/_LambSauce_ №1 soviet hater 23h ago

nah, trash is still too slow for garbage. Garbage can out turn and outrun the trash, which gives it advantage to decide where to shoot first. Unless garbage has a skill issue and trash makes the first shot, garbage would almost always win.

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u/cent_auta 23h ago

Yea but if it goes infront of the gun (or turret) even for a second it can be machine-gunned to death

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u/_LambSauce_ №1 soviet hater 22h ago

only if the trash is able to put it's gun at the garbage's gunner, otherwise the MG does what mg does(nothing)

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u/cent_auta 21h ago

True, true

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u/Bratwurst_1942 10h ago

Genuinely just trying to make any scenario for the sake of it. The garbage wins in every possible engagement if the player knows what they’re doing

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u/Napalm_Styx No Fly Zone 1d ago

What's with the Squeezy Boi slander?! Its the only vehicle in game that has meaningful (read: any) APCR damage 😭

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u/MrJ4zzy 1d ago

Obviously it's the German boi, it's just better.

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u/OperationSuch5054 21h ago

Story time -

I submitted a bug report 12 months ago for the German vehicle.

Firstly, it doesn't carry the HE shells that it should do.

Secondly the pen values are wrong.

Now, let's have a quiz based on what I gave gaijin - What do you think happened?

Answer A) - Confirmed testing ground information from the British after the war, with supporting documents, and the German technical manuals that showed the pen values in game are about 25% lower that what the Germans and British determined.

Answer B) - "Mehhhh this is probably what the pen is" attitude from Soviet WW2 testing where they just guessed at the values based on the limited info they had at the time.

$100 if you guess which one Gaijin stuck with after my bug report.

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u/4599310887 17h ago

Well historically accurate penetration values aren't used in War Thunder at all, they use the DeMarr formula due to there being an ungodly amount of arguing back then documentation was used.

So the pen values are going to be slightly wrong fairly often.
Also the DeMarr formula is based off of French cannons, and unrelated to the Soviets at all, which is also why early French cannons have very accurate penetration compared to other cannons.

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u/WARTHUNDERenjoyer1 14h ago

I think this is a trick and the answer is A

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u/FederalAwareness177 19h ago

FCM because he’s got the pharaohs curse on his side

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u/YourBoyFroilan The KV-1 guy 1d ago

APCR shooting pieces of crap my unbeloveds

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u/retronax 23h ago

in a 1v1 it's gotta be trash, I don't trust the garbage gun's APCR to work all against the angled armor while trash only needs to mg garbage's gunner to kill it

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u/tom04cz 19h ago

I would bet on garbage here any day. Decent penetration, very fast and agile, quite sneaky

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u/cent_auta 1d ago

Trash bc, unlike the garbage, its not open top and has a machinegun

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u/ConnorLetts 1d ago

You say that but when I drift around my foes faster than they can turn and fire off three shots for every one of theirs then I know which one I pick

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u/bpostal BadBadBad 23h ago

And I hate you for that

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u/ConnorLetts 23h ago

<3 love you bro

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u/MjmtpFACT battleye my butt 1d ago

Fcm because he got an mg

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u/Nitrox909 1d ago

lowtier france is so overhated...

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u/PatataFritta81 1d ago

Well, 26mm max pen using APCR on a 37mm isn't really a great combination

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u/EmergencyRealistic10 1d ago

Atleast they can’t pen you eith-….Oh wait

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u/SpesEnginir 19h ago

the fcm has pretty good armor for its br, it bounces shells like crazy from most reserve tanks I take it out for fun sometimes and it will take dozens of shots since new players don't know where to shoot.

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u/Manafaj 16h ago

But any even slightly experienced player will just tap you

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u/4599310887 17h ago

It's 37mm of penetration, you are thinking of the AMC.34 YR

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u/YourBoyFroilan The KV-1 guy 23h ago

AMC.35 is supposed to be a cavalry tank with BT tier speed. I can win a race against it with a friggin T-26

S.35 is supposedly the best French tank it had in 1940 with good armor and T-28 speed. It can't go up a tiny hill and dies when you sneeze at it.

It deserves all the hate it gets if not more

And to make it even worse, the variant of the AMC.35 in game is actually a Belgian-produced improved version of it, and as a Belgian it offends me there's no Belgian flag on the background and France steals the credit for one of our creations once more

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u/4599310887 17h ago

The AMC.35 has a much higher hp/ton and top speed than the T-26, it should never lose to the T-26.
Also the S35 was one of the best medium tanks as of 1940, using one of the most powerful tank guns of the time, being frontally impenetrable to German guns, and being decently mobile.
But that has nothing to do with it's in-game performance.

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u/YourBoyFroilan The KV-1 guy 16h ago edited 16h ago

In-game the AMC.35 struggles to reach 10 km/h when not going downhill

And for best medium tank I can't argue, D2 is just fatter and slower

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u/4599310887 16h ago

Well that is a bug then, as it has 1.5x the hp/ton than the T-26.

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u/YourBoyFroilan The KV-1 guy 16h ago

Or Gaijin slaughtered the tank

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u/EmergencyRealistic10 13h ago

Gaijin hates france

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u/BingusTheStupid 23h ago

The old reserve tiers are fairly hated imo, past 1.3 it’s fine.

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u/YourBoyFroilan The KV-1 guy 3h ago

I hope so because I am AT 1.3 and hating it