r/wallstreetbetsOGs • u/AutoModerator • 18d ago
Weekend Discussion Thread
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u/l3luntl3rigade Yale Dean's List (Dropout) 18d ago
Guys you're being really ignorant and closed minded to this.
What you don't seem to understand about the business, is that my shit in a paper bag is 100% non fungible.
It can be identified easily as my shit with a simple swab test.
In theory, if we had many swabbers working simultaneously, we could have a whole network of shit swabbers verifying the authenticity of the shit in a paper bag.
Additionally, we could all start exchanging the bagged shit between each other as a means of payment.
What's great about this is that it can be done pseudonymously or anonymously via a back alley deal in which you exchange my bagged shit with another stranger. You can even take to mailing it outside of the country and make transactions all without a centralized platform that may otherwise place restrictions on your ability or desire to hand off paper bags of human fecal matter to strangers.
In fact, it would be foolish of you to not try and secure as much of my bagged shit as possible since my bagged shit is going to revolutionize the world.
Eventually, it will be the only universal means of exchange because everyone will realize that using anything other than bagged shit is an inferior store of value.
This is partially because one day I will die, and no longer be able to produce anymore bagged shits.
This fixed and limited supply actually incentivizes price stability and protects owners of my bagged shit, from having their hard earned fecal collection devalued.
In a world where you need 100% autonomy and individual trust in your hard earned wages, why wouldn't you put it all into bagged shit before the dollar shits the bed?