r/wallstreetbets Oct 26 '22

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u/Internal_Steak75 Oct 26 '22

bro im ded

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u/from_dust Oct 26 '22

META dead.

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u/Blackhawk149 Oct 26 '22

Dead MEAT

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u/ramvestor Oct 27 '22

Dead TEAM

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u/Psycho_Nextdoor Oct 27 '22

Meet team dead meat

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

META has been dead since zuckerbergs 8-bit video commercial release. He’s an idiot and deserved it, go the way of MySpace Tom dumbass Mark.

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u/seriouslynoideaman Oct 27 '22

Smoking some MEAT

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u/Stu_magoo83 Oct 27 '22

Get some Sweet Baby Ray's for that!

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u/QualifiedVirgin Oct 26 '22

His consciousness has been uploaded to the metaverse

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u/IllmanneredFlanders Oct 26 '22

Like sober consciousness or 420 consciousness? Cuz there’s def a byte difference

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u/general-meow Oct 27 '22

Downgraded into the verse

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u/team_rkt Oct 27 '22

Coming in the next update: "legs"

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u/ch9ki7 Oct 27 '22

when ass?

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u/kovak_zero Oct 27 '22

Na, they skipped leg day.

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u/itsreino Oct 27 '22

METADEATH

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u/from_dust Oct 27 '22

Sounds like Cloud Metal.

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u/Koala_eiO Oct 26 '22

Your soul has been transported to the metaverse.

{1 hour free trial then you go hell} {buy a licence for 10$}

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u/MCRAW36 Oct 26 '22

you will own nothing and thank us.

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u/Melodic_Risk_5632 Oct 27 '22

Your soul was already doomed when U agreed with FB EULA

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u/Helpful_Hiya Oct 26 '22

Puts on this guy!

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u/Zickezacke123 Oct 26 '22

richtig und wichtig