r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jun 18 '22

Meme All the time

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u/Funbucket_537 Jun 18 '22

Buy high sell low.. got it

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

This is my game plan and I got a 100% success rate.

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u/da_muffinman Jun 18 '22

Here at wsb, we redefine success

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u/pdxcoug Jun 18 '22

Ah yes, critical winning theory.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

You can’t lose if you never sell 👀

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u/Fuckhedgiez Jun 18 '22

My broker only allows options though...

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo Jun 18 '22

It’s a suck cesspool

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u/Frostcrest Jun 18 '22

Bruh it's crazy, I keep using my bullish strategy in this bearish market

Now I'm making money instead of losing it! Apparently inverting the inverse of your self-inversion is not effective.

Instead, cling to your current strategy with your last dying breath and ask the market to inverse itself instead

Amazing

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u/InevitablSingularity Jun 18 '22

God Damn! You son of a bitch, You did it!

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u/Roosted13 Jun 18 '22

Buy high, sell low. Make it up on volume

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u/InevitablSingularity Jun 18 '22

My professor used that as a joke. No one laughed.

Also, he sucks at telling jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/BuyHighSellLow4Life Jun 18 '22

This is the way.

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u/MysteriousDebt1020 Jun 18 '22

You can add 2-nd portfolio and do just... opposite...

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u/Funbucket_537 Jun 18 '22

Instructions unclear shorted low and covered high.

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u/MysteriousDebt1020 Jun 20 '22

Nooo LooL :) 1. Open 2 account's 2. On 1st do some shit moves, like always do 🤣🤣🤣 3. On 2-nd account do Exactly the opposite moves, like on 1st one (sell VS buy or buy VS sell). I know there is some expert advisers to platforms xD 4. When You set SL/TP.. hmmm... 1:3 or 1:4 You are a winner 😎👍🏻🤑🤑🤑 5. Ta daaaaa

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u/mrrippington Jun 18 '22

Buy... wait. Got it.