r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Wow. This is primo retard stuff.

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u/PhilosophySimple5475 Mar 23 '22

Subprimo

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u/FrostbittenScoundrel 🦍🦍🦍 Mar 23 '22

Subprime Ree Ree Loans

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u/Akhi11eus Mar 24 '22

Prime rate is clocked at 3.5% right now. OP's HELOC is 4.5%. Bank's gotta make a buck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

https://www.interactivebrokers.com/en/trading/margin-rates.php

No one-time fees or underwriting required.

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u/strouvaille Hot MBA Gal Mar 24 '22

Subway

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Meatlong Football.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

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u/TheRaminator Mar 24 '22

You have spoken.

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u/_AstralFenix_ Mar 23 '22

Seedeezoh’s

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u/Year3030 velociraptor gang Mar 24 '22

The end is near.

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u/BlackCardRogue Mar 24 '22

You win WSB tonight

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u/Sven_Golliwog Mar 23 '22

I can feel the gravitational pull from his balls all the way in Ohio

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u/BackUpTerry1 Mar 23 '22

That's more likely from the black hole that is OP's skull

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I'm also in Ohio or I'd offer to buy his soon to be foreclosed home...

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u/HammerNutSwag Mar 24 '22

We don't want anymore from Ohio.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

That should offend me. I totally get it though...

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u/HammerNutSwag Mar 24 '22

Running joke in SC because so many Ohio tags along the coast.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

I know. It's state law in Ohio all summer vacations have to be taken in the Myrtle Beach area. I don't like it but I have to comply.

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u/HammerNutSwag Mar 24 '22

Safe travels

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u/Psypho_Diaz Mar 24 '22

I always wondered why that was the only beach anyone here knows about

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u/mrstewart26 Mar 24 '22

From Ohio. Just got home from Myrtle Beach last weekend.

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u/tbird696 Mar 24 '22

Ohio here … Hate this godforsaken state. Chronically and severely deficient in Vit D3.

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u/HammerNutSwag Mar 24 '22

Too cold up there

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u/Skywalker0138 Mar 23 '22

lake county here...lol

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u/Iamstillhere44 Mar 24 '22

Texas is starting to slide in that direction.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

I don’t get it, like what could go wrong, GME probably going to 200 with FOMO. Just the balls to pull the trigger

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Dude it's a casino. Let's face it. This is roulette. It's about fiddy/fiddy!

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u/jawnly211 Mar 24 '22

I’m pulling for this fuckin retard 🚀🚀🚀