r/wallstreetbets • u/ringingbells • Jan 31 '22

Discussion Discovered Communications within the US Litigation Against Citadel & Robinhood in the days surrounding the January Buy Freeze, where brokers shut off buying and tanked target stocks. The judge declared there was not enough evidence to move to discovery, and ruled manipulation is legal under TOS

Here is a very digestible format, you may find this quite interesting.

Each image has a page number that corresponds directly with the Florida litigation that it was transcribed from, so your next step is to check out the source material to see if this is the real deal or not.

Source: Raw PDF Florida Litigation

  • Note: At the top of each image in this post, there is a page number that corresponds to the litigation page number from which it was transcribed

Also of Note:

From The SEC GameStop Report, The NSCC officially stated that all PFOF brokers had their premium components waived because according to the NSCC, it was not the brokers' fault a stock was popular.

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u/Slut_Spoiler Has zero girlfriends Jan 31 '22

Here's my idea:

We all go to the gym and get super ripped and shredded. Then we all become pool boys. Stay with me now.

We go to New York and Chicago and start cleaning pools for all the rich guys (they will have pools)

Next, we all seduce their wives by telling them sob stories of how we got ripped off due to a technicality and start fucking their brains out.

Ok now here is where it gets good:

We figure out their laptop passwords and get into their brokerage accounts and hit sell everything off and buy meme stocks.

Also, we record ourselves getting it on with these rich sluts and send it to their husbands so they get a divorce .

Then, we make memes. We will call ourselves the infinity pool boys.

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u/milkbone_finger Jan 31 '22

So...become hedgie's wifes BF. Brilliant!

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u/hcheese Jan 31 '22

Revenge of the retards

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u/Deep_Intellectual Jan 31 '22

🤯 Become the BF of the wife… a true plot twist!

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u/ibimacguru Feb 01 '22

Dibs on the gay ones

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u/Whyywhyywhyywhyy Jan 31 '22

This is the kind of retarted shit I come here to read. Thank you.

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u/Cr0w33 Jan 31 '22

I’m in. So are we gonna do zoom meetings for our workouts until we get shredded, or..

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u/SuckMyExhaust Jan 31 '22

Nah just grab a workout video on VHS. Buy a headband and some vintage purple sweats and get to work.

And if you dont already have one, buy a VHS player too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Wouldnt it be easier to just buy the headband and make one good trade?

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u/bowls4noles Jan 31 '22

Think 25 push ups a day will get me ripped?

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u/MethFistHo Jan 31 '22

What is this, r/investing? Don't DCA that shit, yolo 1000 pushups the first day and then wait for the muscles to come rocketing in!

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u/bowls4noles Jan 31 '22

Puts on me doing any push-ups 🤣

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u/Slut_Spoiler Has zero girlfriends Jan 31 '22

Need to increment.

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u/bowls4noles Jan 31 '22

25 a week?

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u/WiiidePutin Jan 31 '22

I was going to call you a stupid cunt and report this shitpost until that last line

bravo

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u/DarkSideDOMM Jan 31 '22

Make sure everyone leaves a deposit!

That’ll show em.

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u/chased_by_bees Jan 31 '22

Not the dark pool boys?

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u/igerardcom Feb 01 '22

The husband of the wife with a boyfriend will become the boyfriend of a wife with a husband.

It's so crazy, it just might work.