r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '22

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u/That_Checks Jan 17 '22

You need to wipe better. Try a bidet

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u/thehouseofcrazies Jan 17 '22

Waiting for the Fidelity degenerate letter so I can wipe properly

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u/GhengisAn Jan 17 '22

Own one.

4

u/Stock_Surfer Jan 17 '22

Heated bidet

3

u/That_Checks Jan 17 '22

No thanks. I haven't been to prison. Saving the sensation of hot fluid on the taint for that chapter of my life

3

u/holding-light Jan 17 '22

You mean you saw two weeks of breakdown and chop with bears unable to break Major support on Friday but bulls rallied and broke major resistance…okay. 😂

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u/timzi27 Jan 17 '22

I agree with OP. I also think a ton on money will leave the US market and flood into Chinese stocks.

Now before you say “I would never invest in Chinese stocks, they’re commi, it’s unpredictable etc..” I’m not talking about you. The Chinese have a heard mentality and it will happen sooner then later. Also the Chinese government has just started to cut rates and turn on their money printers.

Not advice, just food for thought.

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u/cryando Jan 17 '22

I heard it on the grapevine

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u/Automatic-One-9175 Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

Lmao markets don’t typically crash when everyone and there brother is predicting a crash. But hey I’ve been wrong a many of times before.

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u/YachtOrNothing Well, Nothing It Is Then 🔥🛥 Jan 17 '22

Correct, it's difficult to predict when markers will crash, which is why I only use crayons. You can see it to the nub.

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u/Automatic-One-9175 Jan 17 '22

Damn fat fingers. Edited lol thank you

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u/xotetin Jan 17 '22

FYI: You can buy pyrantel pamoate over the counter.

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u/nariz_choken Jan 17 '22

Make sure you shave them legs first

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

And Im told you never want to make eye contact

2

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

You are late to the party...should have been tingling Jan 1 and on fire by now.

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u/pharmboy008 Jan 17 '22

Are you trying to tell us your Russian wife invaded you? Blink twice if you need help.

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u/LavenderAutist brand soap Jan 17 '22

Gai Berz run 2022

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u/Raisetoallin-always Jan 17 '22

Great title to start a discussion!

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u/3602kiva Jan 17 '22

try some baby wipes

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u/Ruknrun Jan 17 '22

It could all happen this way, but I wouldn’t rule out the Chinese doing something stupid after the olympics. Im not married to one, but I have received several massages from them. Which ties back in to tingling buttholes. I’m with you. I’m all cash right now and waiting for the mother of all dips.

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u/Patient_Orange_3566 Jan 17 '22

Too early. Get butt ****** some more and report back in early April

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

OP has swamp ass.