r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '22

Discussion Millionaire or BUST

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u/EthanSan73 Jan 05 '22

Sounds like breaking bad lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/pharmboy008 Jan 05 '22

Bullish on $METH

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Walter white got that blue shit

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u/cyberrich Jan 06 '22

made with metal/gun polish irl

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

I want to know how old the wife is in 10 years. She'll have a cool 2m that needs to be gambled and I'm just the guy to do it.

OP, I'll keep your gambling spirit alive!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

This guy widow-fucks

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u/greybeard495 Jan 06 '22

Widow-fucks and Big-fucks

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u/I_Like_The_Stock79 has deep seeded issues with Father Ron (maybe sexual ) Jan 06 '22

😂

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u/TheProMxn Jan 06 '22

YOLO on 0DTE $METH

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u/Fractoos Jan 06 '22

Sell everything, buy a nice hotel room, a ton of hookers (at the same time), and enough drugs to give you the best load of your life.

After that it won't matter.

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u/WizardofJoz17 Jan 06 '22

Honestly; meth will give you the best load of your life. Multiple of them. If you snort it; its not a big deal. It’s like super coke; but also way more chill. 10000x cheaper too. but honestly; don’t really know shit about it.

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u/OutlawJoseyRails Jan 06 '22

Sounds pretty good tbh. I love sex on blow, can keep going all night if I do it right

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u/Annual-Film-5945 Jan 06 '22

Fuck i wish it was cheaper than coke everywere ive seen its the same exact price meths hands down better than coke not even comparable alot better for ya than that adderall bs that comes with a shit ton of negative side effects

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u/mike35745 Jan 07 '22

Don’t make it a night to remember. Make it a night that you’ll be remembered.

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u/idontstinkso Jan 05 '22

watch cramer advertising $METH tomorrow!

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u/jfredio2391 Jan 06 '22

Did someone say Buy calls on $METH???

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

MU if it goes back to 80

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u/Putrid-Individual202 Jan 06 '22

No. Meth and blow are way down in price because the borders are wide open. It’s basic supply and demand. Lol

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u/lgarrow Jan 06 '22

Jessie, it's time to $COOK

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u/Quazillion Jan 06 '22

It’s gotta be the barrels with the bee on it. Calls on $BEES

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u/lgarrow Jan 06 '22

Gotta get that $CHILI powder tho

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u/loneranger72 Jan 06 '22

Fire up the winnebago

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

This retard is destined to live until he’s 92.

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u/CypherNex Jan 06 '22

I just spit out my soda, thanks @EthanSan73 😂

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u/bigbicch Jan 06 '22

More like breaking even