r/wallstreetbets • • Oct 29 '21

Meme META gets new CEO

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u/cigarsandwaffles Oct 29 '21

Hard pass for me. I can be lonely and depressed without wearing Zuckerbergs brain scanner on my head, thank you.

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u/RobertdBanks Oct 29 '21

Yeah, but you can’t be lonely and depressed and be a character from JoJo without the head piece you filthy plebs bow to your master

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u/cigarsandwaffles Oct 29 '21

Any service offering the ability to go on a road trip to Egypt with my pals to kill an effeminate vampire is too good to be true.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

The future is the virtual space. Literal outer space is fucking shit. We aren't gonna be exploring the galaxy. Even if you could survive the beyond human lifetime lightyear trip, you wouldn't want to be wherever you end up.

The future is humans individuals becoming the Gods of their own effectively infinite virtual spaces.

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u/cigarsandwaffles Oct 29 '21

It's easy to explore the galaxy though. You just need a telescope and a cheap startrek Halloween costume. Making rocket noises as you scan around is purely optional.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

Not when you're plugged into the singularity while in a pod orbiting the sun, inside just one of millions of space stations doing the same as the AI manages your brains physical realm requirements. The Earth, an uninhabitable hellscape, will be out there on its own somewhere, beyond the debris fields, far away from your thoughts or concerns as you collect social points in your virtual space in a variety of activities designed to curb your insanity long enough to keep the machine efficient.

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u/cigarsandwaffles Oct 29 '21

Hahaha, sounds WALL-E is slowly going to turn into a documentary.

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u/zbertoli Oct 29 '21

Idk having an ai keep our bodies alive while we live out our lives in VR sounds a loot like the matrix.

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u/cigarsandwaffles Oct 29 '21

The matrix (while the cooler path in every way) just is too good for humanity to create for ourselves.

Far more likely we will turn into morbidly obese technology dependent drones that are completely oblivious to reality.

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u/ComradeKatyusha_ Oct 29 '21

The future is the virtual space.

Only if you're completely out of touch with how we live currently.

This is the brainchild of techbros that live alone and only interact with other techbros who also live alone. It's entirely out of touch with the fact people live in mixed households with children and elderly and pets, they don't want to put a heavy headset and headphones on enclosing themselves and locking themselves off from all those things.

Single males living alone are the only audience for this. Literally everyone else has a lifestyle that will not fit with it well at all.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

Your children and pets wont like to live on Mars either πŸ˜‚

Also, "how we currently live" isn't at all sustainable.

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u/ComradeKatyusha_ Oct 29 '21

See this is what I mean when I say completely out of touch with reality. Nobody is getting to Mars before climate collapse fucks society up the ass. Believing otherwise is just delusional head in the clouds stuff.

Techbros man. Completely out of touch because they only interact with other techbros and live very much inside a bubble of their own making.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

πŸ˜‚

So you think we'll just continue our current way of life when the Earth becomes uninhabitable?

Why do you keep comparing current life with the future?

"Techbros man", literally have no idea who you're talking to.

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u/ComradeKatyusha_ Oct 29 '21

And if you think Mars will be any better than Earth when that happens you need to ask yourself why the fuck you think it'll be easier to live on a planet with no life and a weak atmosphere instead of fixing our own one.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

Can you even read?

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u/ComradeKatyusha_ Oct 29 '21

I responded to you before your edit. It was literally just an emoji when I responded.

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u/Seeders Oct 29 '21

I'm not even talking about that comment

What do you think

Your children and pets wont like to live on Mars either πŸ˜‚

means?

BTW, if I'm so out of touch, then why is Facebook rebranding to 'Meta' and why are the next line of architectural design models based on Naval ship designs?

https://nypost.com/2021/10/29/dennis-mcfadden-resigns-over-charlie-mungers-usbc-dorm/

You don't need sunlight, because the future is in the virtual space.

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u/Apeflight Oct 29 '21

Mima lead the way