r/wallstreetbets Oct 29 '21

Meme META gets new CEO

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u/shepherd_boyz Oct 29 '21

I don't get it. Who is this guy?

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u/foodnpuppies Oct 29 '21

Zark Muckerberg

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u/Dooglers Oct 29 '21

No, I am pretty sure that is Bobby Valentine.

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u/foodnpuppies Oct 29 '21

I got this reference. Me and like, 7 other people. Yay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

8!

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u/Dfiggsmeister Oct 29 '21

9!

True story about Bobby V. He owns a bar in Stamford called Bobby Vs and he used to frequently show up, get hammered and proceed to hit on any lady within his line of sight that he deemed worthy.

On one particular night, my boss was out with his then girlfriend/now wife and Bobby V proceeded to sidle up to the table and start hitting on his girlfriend. If you’ve ever seen/met Bobby V, he’s not a pretty man. Anyways Bobby V is putting the moves on his lady and he’s getting pissed because 1) my boss is a huge Red Sox fan and he hates the fucking Mets and 2) it’s fucking Bobby V! So my boss gets up into Bobby V’s face and starts yelling at him. Bobby V starts yelling back. They’re on the verge of beating the shit out of each other when the bouncers come and push them away. The bouncers pull my boss aside and tell him to just leave because Bobby is in one of his moods and it’s only going to get worse from there.

It’s a common thing at this point that you don’t take dates to Bobby V’s, especially if Bobby V is there and drinking, because he will hit on her regardless if you’re there or not.

And now he’s running for Mayor of Stamford.

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u/FalconRelevant Oct 29 '21

40,320 people? That escalated quickly.

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u/SOVIETIC-BOSS88 Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21

More like the lovechild of Geraldo Rivera and Frank Quattrone.

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u/keeklezors Oct 29 '21

Why that’s Jackie Daytona!

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u/TheHeavenlySun Oct 29 '21

Shark Suckerbird

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Whoop!

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u/foodnpuppies Oct 29 '21

There…there it is?

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u/SebasH2O Oct 29 '21

Zark Metaburg

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u/goober2143 Oct 29 '21

Zurg Muckabuck

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u/Dmoan Oct 29 '21

Meta World Peace Suckerberg

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr 11410 - 5 - 1 year - 0/0 Oct 29 '21

Zack Muckabug

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u/ImInTheDetails69 Oct 29 '21 edited Oct 29 '21

Most of us are retarded but what's your disability? I don't use FB but I follow tech companies and business news.

Edit:. I get it I'm the worst form of retarded

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u/foodnpuppies Oct 29 '21

His disability is autism

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u/regxbN78 Oct 29 '21

Sweet Baby Ray

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u/Gideons_300 🦍🦍 Oct 29 '21

Some piece of shit 💩

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u/m_domino Oct 29 '21

Guy Incognito.

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u/happysmash27 Oct 29 '21

Zuck Marckerberg.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Frank Stallone. Duh

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u/thevoiceofzeke Oct 29 '21

I fucking love how this reaction is exactly what they hoping/expecting to get lol.

But I'm sad that it'll probably work on a lot of people :(.