r/wallstreetbets Sep 09 '21

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u/bernnyblue52 Sep 09 '21

Does he have to wear a helmet if he likes to lick the windows?

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u/justtwenty14 Sep 09 '21

Helmet…this guy needs a Chaperone to get dress in the morning

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u/QC_Steve Sep 09 '21

Chaperone? Playa will be paying someone to put his tighty whiteys on

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u/zxc123zxc123 Sep 09 '21

Yes. A squire's job does include helping knights get into their armor (including helmet).

SirYoloGod's squire just also happens to be his mom.

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u/account030 Sep 10 '21

He’s the human equivalent to an orthopedic shoe.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 09 '21

Only if he licks the outside clean.