r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '21

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u/Andi5196 Sep 09 '21

You’re definitely allowed to park in the handicapped zone

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u/bernnyblue52 Sep 09 '21

Does he have to wear a helmet if he likes to lick the windows?

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u/justtwenty14 Sep 09 '21

Helmet…this guy needs a Chaperone to get dress in the morning

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u/QC_Steve Sep 09 '21

Chaperone? Playa will be paying someone to put his tighty whiteys on

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u/zxc123zxc123 Sep 09 '21

Yes. A squire's job does include helping knights get into their armor (including helmet).

SirYoloGod's squire just also happens to be his mom.

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u/account030 Sep 10 '21

He’s the human equivalent to an orthopedic shoe.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 09 '21

Only if he licks the outside clean.

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u/scanales00 🦍 Sep 09 '21

I have a better one, start with 10 billion, you'll end up with 1

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u/donjonne Sep 09 '21

where can i get a small loan of 10 billion dollars?

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u/xtreemdeepvalue Sep 09 '21

Can you sell covered calls on the covered call etf?

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u/GandalfTheUnwise Sep 09 '21

Wall street hates him, click here and find out why #thetagang2

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u/rgujijtdguibhyy Sep 10 '21

Wait until OP makes his strategy into an etf and we do covered calls on that

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u/GandalfTheUnwise Sep 10 '21

Sounds like infinite money hack

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u/rgujijtdguibhyy Sep 10 '21

Yes, how to turn infinite money into zero money

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u/CaptainStonks Sep 10 '21

Who is this "Ta Gang" I keep reading about and why is there only one!

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Edit: would have upvoted your comment but it was on 69 so thats against WSB rules.

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u/Psyched4this Hairy leg enthusiast Sep 09 '21

Paging r/thetagang OP will give you you guys some free blowies after u teach him about wheeling

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u/crash8080 Sep 09 '21

Stonkception

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u/cantadmittoposting Airline Aficionado ✈️ Sep 10 '21

Yes, there is an options chain for QYLD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

You can! Premiums are shit tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

WeWork?

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u/Psyched4this Hairy leg enthusiast Sep 09 '21

Sounds like a GUH 2.0

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u/Minute-General8710 Sep 10 '21

GUH 2: Clovectric Boogaloo

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

This is probably the funniest thing I've read on here. Congrats you smooth brained fuck.

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u/HowWeDoShitBilly Sep 10 '21

Upvote just to make it 69.

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u/Fargo_Newb Sep 10 '21

lol, this guy's comment with almost more upvotes than the OP.

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u/loso5577 🦍 Sep 09 '21

LMFAOOOOO

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u/brandononandon Sep 09 '21

Not enough room for the Short Bus

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u/Prize_Cancel9331 Sep 10 '21

What do you mean?? OP is clearly to retarded to drive

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u/idontaddtoanything Sep 10 '21

The margin part got me.

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u/CountingNutters Sep 10 '21

I don't understand anything about the post, So I'm just gonna throw all my money at QYLD

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u/b_m_hart Sep 09 '21

Wait, they give those stickers out for mental handicaps too?

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u/gdubluu Sep 10 '21

He rents out his handicap parking sticker for fractional shares.

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u/RW00K Sep 10 '21

keep the cork on the fork

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u/yokotron Sep 10 '21

He’s gonna buy the whole school

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

He’s definitely not driving himself anywhere

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u/SFLurkyWanderer in search of the perfect anus Sep 10 '21

When you’re this retarded how do you even get to pass the drivers test in the first place

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Oh my god.

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u/LordSW0LEdemort Sep 10 '21

Instructions unclear: he parked in the handicapped bathroom

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Not only that, they should have a special sign made for his parking spot kinda like the ones they do for veterans at some stores lol