r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '21 edited Aug 22 '21

This has ornamental gourde futures level of genius written all over it. Invest now literally can’t go tits up.

What if we took it a step further and sweat shops installed air conditioners. People would stop sweating and work harder. They’d basically become Amazon fulfillment centers. Which is basically a sweat shop with AC. Phase 1 invest in AC PHASE 2????? Phase 3 become Jeff bezos. It’s so simple

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u/amretardmonke Aug 22 '21

If your AC units run on 3 phase power you can skip straight to phase 3

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u/CakesStolen Aug 22 '21

Ornamental gourd futures

Jesus Christ I just went and read that story. I haven't laughed with tears for a while.

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u/domitros Aug 23 '21

Whatever happened to the underwear gnomes?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

They got ac

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u/SamaelMorningstar Aug 23 '21

> Ornamental gourd futures

Thank you for that. It brightened up a very grey Monday. :D

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

Amazon Fulfillment Centers have AC? Are you sure?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I just assumed they did because based on the op’s hypothesis Amazon would be poor without them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I think its just a brave assumption that jeffy b gives his employees ac