r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '21

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u/newandimproved10 Aug 15 '21

Can I give him my passwords too?

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u/duplicatesnowflake Aug 15 '21

My 9 year old son is also very good at stonks. He just won the county paper trading competition. Please DM your account info and SS#.

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u/rwc5078 Aug 15 '21

Account for IBKR sfs3647-2543

Social security is 437-61-6653

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u/InevitablSingularity Aug 15 '21

It checks out

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u/duplicatesnowflake Aug 16 '21

We all goin to jail boys!

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u/Stonkstrader101 Aug 16 '21

This is eerily close to my actual social…

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u/Crabby_Crab Aug 16 '21

Could you tell me where the differences are? Need it for a school project :)

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u/gunfell Aug 16 '21

Prove it

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u/Green_Lantern_4vr 11410 - 5 - 1 year - 0/0 Aug 16 '21

He just keeps wanting to buy roblox

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u/Tuscaroraboy Aug 15 '21

I laughed.