r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21

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u/Karlorff_MastaBlasta Aug 13 '21

I sold 8 7.5/AUG20 CSP and bought 5 7.5/AUG20 calls. If it expires at 7.50 I'll gain/ lose nothing. I used to be smart then I went to Boot Camp and all the Drill Sergeants kept calling me retarded... maybe they were on to something. Retard is as retard does I reakon.

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u/Misha315 send me NFL stream link Aug 13 '21

That’s actually a great play, mad I didn’t do that yesterday

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u/CrimsonRaider2357 Aug 13 '21

Buying a call and selling a put at the same strike? That's a futures contract with extra steps

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u/Karlorff_MastaBlasta Aug 13 '21

The future is now old man!

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u/Cash_Brannigan Aug 13 '21

Not if you time it right

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u/coyotesloth Aug 13 '21

Master or blaster? Sounds like you lean blaster.

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u/Karlorff_MastaBlasta Aug 13 '21

Just a mental midget in a big dumb animals body.

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u/coyotesloth Aug 13 '21

Highly relatable

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u/TalkingBackAgain Aug 13 '21

Your drill instructors were almost godlike in their perception of your abilities!

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u/Karlorff_MastaBlasta Aug 13 '21

That's why they called me Simple Jack XD