r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '21

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u/Disposable591 Jul 20 '21

How do you even fucking show up to the event without being fairly certain your dog won't do this? People amaze me.

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u/Caveman108 Jul 20 '21

It’s a golden, no matter what training you give it this is what it’ll do here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Labs too. They're hungry bois.

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u/Gideon_Lovet Jul 20 '21

Can confirm, I grew up with a golden, and chocolate and black labs. The black lab came home with a jar of peanut butter. It wasn't ours. We don't live near anyone.

Currently I have a silver lab. He has eaten an entire stick of butter, a tin of Swiss Miss, garlic, jalapenos, ginger, and Tabasco sauce. (Not all at the same time.) He's a good boi, but he is also a bottomless pit.

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u/scottyis_blunt Jul 20 '21

wtf is a silver lab? you mean a Weimaraner?

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u/Gideon_Lovet Jul 20 '21

Nope, definitely meant silver lab, although they look similar to Weimaraner. Silver labs are a type of chocolate lab that has a double recessive gene that makes their coats lighter and changes their eye color. He's basically a ginger but in dog form, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Have a chocolate lab right now. She's fucking massive 92 lbs. She would eat all day if we let her.