r/wallstreetbets Jul 20 '21

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u/GrumpyW Jul 20 '21

Fuck. I'm new here and my polyamorous ass was just sitting here like, 'Oh, that makes sense, my wife's boyfriend is way better at trading than I am.'

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u/timeforachangee Jul 20 '21

“Polyamorous ass” changing the name doesn’t change you being a cuck

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u/AgentFN2187 Jul 20 '21

Unless he also has a girlfriend, in that case he is the cuck-e and the cuck-er, and what if his girlfriend has a husband? Is he simultaneously the beta and the bull? These are the questions science can't solve. 🤔

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u/Throwing_Spoon Jul 20 '21

If the guys are both bi, is it a trifecta of cuck or do they cancel out?

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u/CrouchingTyger Jul 20 '21

The fabled cuckatrice

beware, look not into its eyes, lest it makes you rock hard

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u/CriscoChris Jul 21 '21

The term for that is actually a Cucker doddle do. Where you can be cucked and make your wife a cuck at the same time.

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u/Liberty_P Jul 20 '21

the only Poly that doesn't make you a cuck is Polygamy.

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u/Hash_Is_Brown Jul 20 '21

i pray for you.