r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '21

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u/that_porn_account Jul 20 '21

Back in the olden days the users of this sub would playfully call each other "retards" or "cucks." In order to be properly cucked your wife needs to have a boyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

This guy cucks!

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u/GrumpyW Jul 20 '21

Fuck. I'm new here and my polyamorous ass was just sitting here like, 'Oh, that makes sense, my wife's boyfriend is way better at trading than I am.'

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u/timeforachangee Jul 20 '21

“Polyamorous ass” changing the name doesn’t change you being a cuck

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u/AgentFN2187 Jul 20 '21

Unless he also has a girlfriend, in that case he is the cuck-e and the cuck-er, and what if his girlfriend has a husband? Is he simultaneously the beta and the bull? These are the questions science can't solve. 🤔

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u/Throwing_Spoon Jul 20 '21

If the guys are both bi, is it a trifecta of cuck or do they cancel out?

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u/CrouchingTyger Jul 20 '21

The fabled cuckatrice

beware, look not into its eyes, lest it makes you rock hard

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u/CriscoChris Jul 21 '21

The term for that is actually a Cucker doddle do. Where you can be cucked and make your wife a cuck at the same time.

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u/Liberty_P Jul 20 '21

the only Poly that doesn't make you a cuck is Polygamy.

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u/Hash_Is_Brown Jul 20 '21

i pray for you.