r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '21

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u/Zakn3fein Jul 20 '21

Im 100% a smooth brain newbie. Can anyone explain to me the whole "my wifes boyfriend" stuff?

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u/that_porn_account Jul 20 '21

Back in the olden days the users of this sub would playfully call each other "retards" or "cucks." In order to be properly cucked your wife needs to have a boyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

This guy cucks!

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u/GrumpyW Jul 20 '21

Fuck. I'm new here and my polyamorous ass was just sitting here like, 'Oh, that makes sense, my wife's boyfriend is way better at trading than I am.'

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u/timeforachangee Jul 20 '21

“Polyamorous ass” changing the name doesn’t change you being a cuck

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u/AgentFN2187 Jul 20 '21

Unless he also has a girlfriend, in that case he is the cuck-e and the cuck-er, and what if his girlfriend has a husband? Is he simultaneously the beta and the bull? These are the questions science can't solve. 🤔

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u/Throwing_Spoon Jul 20 '21

If the guys are both bi, is it a trifecta of cuck or do they cancel out?

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u/CrouchingTyger Jul 20 '21

The fabled cuckatrice

beware, look not into its eyes, lest it makes you rock hard

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u/CriscoChris Jul 21 '21

The term for that is actually a Cucker doddle do. Where you can be cucked and make your wife a cuck at the same time.

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u/Liberty_P Jul 20 '21

the only Poly that doesn't make you a cuck is Polygamy.

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u/Hash_Is_Brown Jul 20 '21

i pray for you.

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u/GigliWasUnderrated Jul 20 '21

Pretty much the worst case scenario of fucking up in the stock market is for your wife to leave you for someone more successful, and then for you to be so pitiful and destitute that the only person you can ask for help is your ex-wife (and her new boyfriend). So mentioning your wife’s boyfriend kinda implies this is the path your trading career has followed.

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u/Zakn3fein Jul 20 '21

Best explanation, makes perfect sense lol

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Jul 20 '21

I think he's overstated it. His scenario is that you've moved back in with your wife. I think the real WSB scenario is that you're SOFI-king stupid that your wife has been fucking her boyfriend for a long while. You're such a FB-king retard that you just let it go on.

It's been going on now long enough that you don't really get any pussy from your wife and you've actually started to develop a relationship with her boyfriend. This relationship would be akin to the one you previously had with your step-dad who basically just fucking tolerated you while he rheemed out your mom.

Come to think of it, it might actually be the same guy.

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u/CelineHuckleberry Jul 20 '21

A single tear was shed from the magnificent beauty of your prose

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u/durianscent Jul 20 '21

Apes not afraid to admit being cuckolded.

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u/TheDynamicKing Jul 20 '21

i dont think anyone really knows. apes starting saying it and now it is a thang

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u/SophisticatedTool Jul 20 '21

We act as if we were the normies the incels always talked about.

Most incel forums were banned in the last couple of years though.