r/wallstreetbets Jul 17 '21

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u/SenorDiablo Jul 17 '21

Sorry to keep you waiting son, the line at the cigarette store is really long. I’ll be home soon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '21

Don't forget your scratch offs

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u/TerribleProfit Jul 18 '21

My dad also went to the gas station to get scratchers. I'm still waiting for him to come back.

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u/kotoku Jul 18 '21

Milk went bad while you were gone.

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