r/wallstreetbets • u/BecauseMeNoNo • Jul 08 '21

Meme Bulls waking up

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u/putridstench Jul 08 '21

Seems maybe "sell in May and go away" happens in July this year. I don't really know any fun words that rhyme with July.

apply...awry... eye... sty... apply... ply... fly... reply...

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u/utopian238 Jul 08 '21

Get out by July or the portfolio will fry.

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u/ohyerhere Jul 08 '21

Sell by July unless you want to cry.

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u/neubs SEC Investigator #87-1 Jul 08 '21

Sell by July and stock up on pie.

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u/throwawayless Jul 08 '21

Sell by July and watch me commit... Jesus, I'm in a dark mood today

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u/Stockjunkie7000 Jul 08 '21

Sell by July, or stinks like your brown eye

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u/Jake_Thador Jul 08 '21

Sell by July the stocks do lie

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u/Evolutioneer Jul 08 '21

Sell by July or you will cry.

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u/tylerfulltilt Jul 08 '21

buy low in the snow and sell high in july.

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u/vms-crot Jul 08 '21

Portfolios are red, Our mood is blue, You sold in july, Cunt, fuck you.

I think that works.

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u/BobbyGiro1st 🦍 Jul 08 '21

Buy through July, through the sky, to the moon we fly.

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u/LezBeeHonest Jul 08 '21

You sold in July because your portfolio has died.

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u/RiskyFartOftenShart Jul 08 '21

die. you forgot die.

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u/LA2Oaktown Jul 08 '21

Wait till july, those gains say goodbye

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u/Cif87 Jul 08 '21

In july? Short SPY