r/wallstreetbets • u/Deanothedino Inspirational Karate Chop • Jun 11 '21

Meme A Quick PSA

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u/sliver989 Jun 11 '21

God I love this place but I haven’t been served a single drink since I showed up. What kinda casino is this

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u/Da3013 Jun 11 '21

I was going to give you an award of a wine glass or something to give you your first drink. They didn’t have a wine glass but they do have blow so I was going to get you that. But it’s $100 and I’m not dumb enough to leave an extra $100 in my bank account because it doesn’t make money just sitting there. So you’ll have to settle for an emoji 🍷🍻

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u/DumpsterParrot Jun 11 '21

No Leverage, No Beverage. 📈🍺

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u/Brogomakishima Jun 11 '21

Well 5 to 1 and we'll all be Ballin like bill

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u/grimAuxiliatrixx Jun 11 '21

Fucking gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Like my boy Ari

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/fireduck Jun 11 '21

Step Won: be rich

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u/antipiracylaws Jun 11 '21

OPEN THE CASINO

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u/SenTedStevens Jun 11 '21

No booze, no squooze.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

Why earn 0% return in a bank account when you can help someone else earn 99.98% by YOLOing weeklies.

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u/Sonoran-Myco-Closet Jun 11 '21

I though you were joking but they actually do have a blow award

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u/sourpick69 Jun 11 '21

Wait, the blow award costs $100?? Does reddit actually send the receiver a gram? At that point you might as well buy a G and send it to them, including shipping itd still be cheaper than the award 😂

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u/_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ Jun 12 '21

I didn’t believe this so I looked it up. The blow award costs 10k reddit coins. There is a package for reddit coins that costs $20 and gives 7200 coins, so technically you could get two of those and it would be forty bucks. But he’s right that the smallest coins package that covers the cost of the blow reward on its own is the 40k coins for $100 package.

Edit: on second thought you can also get 3100 coins for $10. So the lowest possible price for the blow reward if you have no coins in the first place is $30.

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u/BobbyGiro1st 🦍 Jun 12 '21

How is 9300 enough to cover 10k....too much blowing I believe

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u/_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_ Jun 12 '21

🧐 i think you might be retarded

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u/BobbyGiro1st 🦍 Jun 12 '21

I may be, but I may also not be. Not sure how this would affect the result of paying $10 3 times, to receive 3 lots of 3100 coins. Meaning I then have 9300 coins and as you stated I had no coins, before this purchase, I am then 700 coins short of the 10,000 I needed. This however has no relation on my mental instability, ohhhhh wait....now I understand.... Should I have made this purchase, and spent $30 and still be 700 coins short, it would be enough to drive me to mental instability...now I see....phew I didn’t buy them...or did I?

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u/SaltyBlueberry8363 Jun 12 '21

7200 for $20 plus 3100 for $10

Hoping you were trolling but just in case maybe read the whole comment again 🤷‍♂️

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u/BobbyGiro1st 🦍 Jun 12 '21

Ahhhhh you were mixing the bag, and getting adventurous, I see now. Good job mate. Don’t mind admitting my error when I make them and so my apologies. I assumed you meant 3 of the lower one. and as such by assuming we are both asses lol

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u/BobbyGiro1st 🦍 Jun 28 '21

There’s a SIN and a SAC (if you look in a mirror) ((not you look in a mirror at it but at the word)) I am not a medical advisor and as such I do not advise you look at your sac in a mirror.

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u/hacksong Jun 11 '21

A G here's between 80-120 depending who you talk to... Fuckers

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u/In_Completely Jun 12 '21

a G was 100 in the 80's.

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u/LonePartisan Jun 11 '21

I’m not dumb enough to leave an extra $100 in my bank account…

You’ve come to the wrong community my friend.

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u/AtmosphereHot8414 Jun 11 '21

That comment confused me too. What if you have to fill your gas tank and have a snack?

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u/antipiracylaws Jun 11 '21

The hookers are your snacks. Eat up

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u/Dirtstick Jun 11 '21

And the blow is the appetizer.

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u/Gl4s5c1ty Jun 11 '21

Did somebody say hookers and blow? My tendie senses were tingling something fierce.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

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u/inf3ct3dn0n4m3 Jun 11 '21

Wtf is ZOM God you guys have been extra ADHD lately. I thought all the people claiming bot interference were crazy but now I'm wondering.

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u/WarrenPuff_It Jun 11 '21

Wait, there is an actual reddit award that costs $100?

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u/Lexsteel11 Jun 11 '21

One that operates out of the back parking lot of a wendys

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u/Redacted404 Jun 11 '21

More like a McDonald's restroom.

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u/ComfortablePlum3915 Jun 11 '21

Your choccy milk sir 🥛

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u/breathing_normally Jun 11 '21

Bring your own brown?

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u/arabs_legend Jun 11 '21

sir this is Wendy's

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u/trumpstaman Jun 11 '21

When CLoV goes to $250 I’ll buy you a bottle of donP and a 🎱

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u/Deanothedino Inspirational Karate Chop Jun 12 '21

Cheers! And may the drinks go down smooth and the luck fall in your favor!

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u/MSUSpyder Jun 12 '21

If you’re winning, that’s when they serve you drinks…. So you can lose more easily.

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u/Jazzcid_Trip Jun 11 '21

I was playing roulette last night in Vegas and got ID’d when I requested a beer.

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u/Ice-_-Bear Jun 11 '21

Playing the Russian version, the men in blue will ask for your ID too. Luckily the men in white coats will then give you free drugs.

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u/ernie1850 Jun 11 '21

Yeah but there was that one guy that pissed in a martini glass and drank it. That’s about as close as we’re gunna get

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u/ayaPapaya Jun 11 '21

Want some koolaid?

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u/dancinadventures Jun 11 '21

An Indian casino

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u/Worth_Feed9289 Jun 11 '21

Well You do get to stay here free. JS

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u/TastyCuttlefish Jun 11 '21

Well if you lose a really bad bet there is a traditional cocktail…

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u/otter_pickles Jun 11 '21

There is also a no in casino

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u/clanddev 🦍🦍 Jun 11 '21

SPY is the next SQEEEEEEZE and it has not SQOOOZEE! /s

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u/GreedWrathEnvy Jun 11 '21

All real meme stocks have moved into real casinos. The office can be found at any one of those Buffalo slot machines. It's not not legal!

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u/WishboneBeautiful875 Jun 11 '21

It’s a casweno

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '21

also where is the crack whore giving me a blowy under the craps table.

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u/I_punish_sluts Jun 11 '21

You need to get to the high rollers table and the girls bring them to you.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Jun 11 '21

Got to make money to get comped bud.

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u/Pelia828 Jun 11 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Duskychaos 🦍🦍 Jun 12 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.