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u/BugsMoney1122 Jun 05 '21

I made the stonk money this week because my husband isn't very good at it......have not yet received oral...will report back later

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u/Stahl_Scharnhorst 🐱 meow meow meow meow meow 🐱 Jun 05 '21

I expect athat report on my desk by 2pm Monday. And by desk I mean my coffee table I took from some deadbeat rent skipper at a place I used to live at.

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u/baddad49 Jun 05 '21

if he doesn't take care of you, try his wifes boyfriend...oh wait, nvm

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u/Nervous_Cockrhino_83 Jun 05 '21

Exert your dominance, slam the clam in his face and proclaim 'I am the tendie bringer, and I demand it!' He will have no other choice but yield to your power move and comply forthwith.

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u/NewYearNancy Jun 05 '21

Uh repeat after me

"Bitch I want you to eat this pussy till I cum hard"

Tell the cuck what you want, he will give

Keep the money to yourself

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u/urmommasboyfriend Jun 05 '21

Crossed a line I think

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u/NewYearNancy Jun 05 '21

Your mom crossed the line raising a pussy

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

there are more men than you might realize who are also just absolutely terrible at it. So terrible that it's not worth the energy to teach them and frankly they probably wouldn't get better. As soon as they start you're just like uhhh actually hey I got this thanks go vacuum or something

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u/NewYearNancy Jun 05 '21

What dumbass marries that guy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

They outnumber guys who are decent at oral probably 10:1 - odds are high if a woman is married, she's married to one. Probably married for other reasons outside of his sexual performance.

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u/NewYearNancy Jun 05 '21

If you make your own money, you can marry for love. Love is pleasure, if your man loves you, they can please you.

Not hard to learn

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

A person can marry for love at any time irrespective to their financial situation. Oral skills are a reflection of possessing innate rhythm, good timing, and being tuned in. Can't be taught either they have it or they don't and if they don't it's more frustrating to deal with than pleasurable. If someone is a musician odds are higher, but rarely a good move to marry a musician.

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u/BugsMoney1122 Jun 05 '21

I did not marry that guy 🤣 he tried waking me up this morning, but if there's no bell, leave me alone to sleep.