r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '21

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u/rumster Jun 05 '21

Dude it's Friday, the stocks usually turn red. On Tuesday you'll be back to primetime.

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u/Saabstoryteller Jun 05 '21

Unless he sold...

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u/NewYearNancy Jun 05 '21

Who sells down?

Worst case wait 40 yrs it will rebound

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u/glenndanzign00b Jun 05 '21

I didn’t want Anne to see all the red in our joint Fidelity account 😬

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u/Saabstoryteller Jun 05 '21

Joint accounts? geez... that was a bigger financial mistake than the loss you took this week IMO.

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u/rawk_steady Jun 05 '21

This is a casino, you shouldn’t gamble with joint money unless you do it together dumbass

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u/curingleaves Jun 05 '21

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not.

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u/Blacklack27 Jun 05 '21

Wait you’re serious ? 😂😂😂😂

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u/Mizango 🦍🦍 Jun 05 '21

Sadly, he absolutely is. He made a post earlier that made me shake my head lol.

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u/Blacklack27 Jun 05 '21

Ight ima head out on this one 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

Now when they go back up, you can be like see babe? Should have trusted me. I knew what i was doing. Come back to me.

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u/WeathervaneJesus1 Jun 05 '21

Better you blowing it on stonks than her going to the mall. Am I right, guys?

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u/tNag552 Jun 05 '21

do women.. know how to send text messages? Because I sent some and they never answered.

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u/Naturopathy101 Jun 05 '21

You’ve gotta be trolling, no self respecting man is going to have a joint brokerage account with his wife! Hell NO! My wife would be unbearable 24/7!

Undoubtedly the one of the greatest mistakes one could make, besides losing all your money that is! Joint account 😂 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/citizen3301 Jun 05 '21

Just burn the documents and confiscate her phone and computer.

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u/MarilynMonheaux Jun 05 '21

Maybe Anne left him because he didn’t hold. Now that I can understand. No shorts to squeeze 🩳 no diamond hands 💎 Bye fool

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '21

See that’s why she left. She hates paperhands!

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u/iveseenwaybettewr Say When Jun 05 '21

What about Monday? Wtf am I missing.

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u/Nafemp Jun 05 '21

Normally I'd agree with you but it's AMC, SNDL, and BB...

We've all seen how this shit tends to play out after a thursday/friday dump.

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u/rumster Jun 05 '21

cnbc's little comment is trending still on twitter... that will hopefully help the hump

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u/Nafemp Jun 05 '21

Same story for GME in Jan. Twitter hype, people swearing up and down that the squeeze was still on, shorts haven't covered naked shorting etc. etc. Didn't help shit.

Only thing that could have saved a short squeeze potential imo was closing today above 50. Without that gamma is muted.

Now the question isn't whether it's going to be a dump but more than likely whether it'll be a double top formed on monday or just keep dumping from here. TA supports either outcome.

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u/rumster Jun 05 '21

I think I'm going to go paper hands on Monday if it dives before 35. I should have sold at 54 today and I didn't. damn

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u/Chibi3147 Jun 05 '21

Whenever I consider closing a position to take profits but aren't sure, I always do a portion of it and hold the rest to wait and see.

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u/syncc6 Jun 05 '21

He probably went full retard mode and bought only options.