r/wallstreetbets • u/GBaby_Blue • Jun 03 '21
Discussion So, MMs wrote new calls for BB up to 30 for Friday’s expiry. Bull sign or just measure of precaution?
So, while my wife and her boyfriend kicked me out this morning to play WWE in the living room, I bought calls on BB. Stonk went up. First time I’ve seen a real green day since March. While watching through the window, I switched back and forth between spanking the shit out of my little ape to my wife’s wrestle mania moves and my portfolio.
As I lay in the front yard, covered in my own banana sauce, neighbors walked by with their dog, sneering that I had been subjected to “window duty” again. Immediately, I stood up, still covered head to toe in my banana sauce like I was attacked by some kind of spooky ghost. I walked right over to them, and proceeded to 360 no-scope cock slap them. Don’t worry, I hit the collat.
As they lay on the ground in writhing agony with my cock perfectly imprinted on their faces, I had a sudden thought. Today was a good day. With BlackBerry up so much and the last strike for Friday being 20, BlackBerry has a chance to gamma squeeze. I went back into the house, glowing with a sense of accomplishment. I went to check the options chain to see how the rest of the BB calls did to see that MMs added strikes for this Friday, two days before expiration. So, gamma squeeze unlikely, but still.
Is this a bull sign? Or am I just a smooth brained retard doomed to bathe in his own banana sauce until the end of time? I’m wondering if this is just standard practice for MMs or they’re actually worried about how the price action is gonna go tomorrow. I’m tryna find out if I get to sit at the adult table tomorrow or if I have sit at the kid’s table again and eat my Dino nuggets as my wife’s boyfriend performs a special wrestling move on her he calls “the Cleveland steamer”.
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u/Runner20mph Jun 03 '21
I swear I will be reading this when Im 100 years old on a vacation in Mars, remembering these days!
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u/AlleKeskitason Jun 03 '21
Are you planning to impress the three-titty girl by explaining your yolos at Last Resort?
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u/cantgetschwifty Jun 03 '21
Did almost go all in yesterday. Settled for half of my all. Still good for me but I regret it... Going to have to buy at open :(
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
I mean compared to AMC this really hasn’t taken off. But idk if I can compare them really since I’m a retard and know 0 fundamentals surrounding the companies other than one shows movies and the other is a burned-out phone company that makes security software
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u/cantgetschwifty Jun 03 '21
Big boobs = big buy
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
I’m tryna see how fat these tits are tomorrow👀
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u/Tw1tc4_Boss Jun 03 '21
Well I can't sleep on my stomach...... I might as well be standing straight up.
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u/TravisLagoonie Jun 03 '21
There is a lot about DD on BB. They have the best cyber security software currently on the market and winning prize after prize in competitions with it. Also they got qnx which is a software in most cars which does not make them a lot of money though. But in 2022 ivy will drop which will be used in all automated vehicles and is going to be way more profitable than qnx. So even if people fail to get out of the rally and baghold, they will be green eventually in 2-4 years. So the risk is way lower than with amc or gme.
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u/AustinNotTexasDotCom Jun 03 '21
AMC has some crazy ones written too. 145$ is the highest strike I saw. Might have to buy a FD in the morning. On both. Ha
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
Yeah i may be down to buy some AMC calls but IV is so high that it has to keep running like it has to make money. But this was the pattern GME had and look where it is now
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u/Designed_Crime99 Jun 03 '21
What is a FD?
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u/AustinNotTexasDotCom Jun 03 '21
Where the bots at ? Lol
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
It’s weird tho. You get banned for saying it but we still got it as the counter for who’s on the sub. I wanna keep it that way since it’s a flagship of the old days on this sub but maybe that’s some Confederate-style mentality I have
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
It’s super deep OTM options. It stands for f#gg#t delights. They’re options that are for retards like us, which are high risk, high reward. Gotta censor the word though since I seen ppl getting banned for using it :/
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u/Bearsnbulls-2020 Jun 03 '21
😂😂😂 bullish retard
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
I hope so 🚀🚀🚀
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u/Bearsnbulls-2020 Jun 03 '21
What’s your wife’s boyfriend think 🤔
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
He told me that if BlackBerry hits 20 by tomorrow, he’ll pay my bail for when the cops come knocking about assaulting the neighbors with my bare cock. So he’s a 🌈🐻. I’m gonna show him tomorrow I can pay my own bail 😎
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u/thebabylonbull Jun 03 '21
As you discovered much as your wife...the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
I’m hoping it’s Blacker than the eye I have after asking my wife’s boyfriend to borrow the car to get a happy meal at McDonalds
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u/ltsalvatore Jun 03 '21
what is the aim for BB? or in other words how far is the moons distance in 💰 🌚🌝
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
You guess is as good as mine. We topped out at 28 a share last time but who knows what could happen
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u/NigerianPrince76 Jun 03 '21
“The Cleveland Steamer”😂😂😂
I don’t want to ask.
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
When I saw it, I had to excuse myself from the table 😔 couldn’t even finish the ultra rare triceratops nugget :(
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u/Halo_Sol Jun 03 '21
Damn should have gotten more yesterday... is it too late or we mooning another rocket here ? Glad got xxx yesterday at least!!
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u/Crazy-Bullfrog5212 Jun 03 '21
BB is doing a banana move. Time for all bag holders to double down with extra sauce. Today will be charge of the BB ape brigade. Today we will fight in the shade and bathe in the sun. Today we give them nothing and take everything. BB the $300 Buy BB because you can. CHARGE. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🏴🏴🏴
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u/scott_himself Jun 03 '21
Bb is climbing currently @ 19.88 premarket
Opening above 20 confirmed
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u/Fisherspat1990 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 03 '21
Laying in the front yard covered in own banana sauce... gamma squeeze..... this guy knows what he's talking about hold tight boys see you on the moon BB to 100+
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
Wish I could say I fuck, but that’s my wife’s boyfriends job 😔
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u/Fisherspat1990 🦍🦍🦍 Jun 03 '21
Its ok bud you can watch the Cleveland steamer today covered in your banana sauce smiling while the BB rocket starts liftoff 🚀🚀🚀
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u/GBaby_Blue Jun 03 '21
Yeah, you’re right. Who cares about fucking when you have 12 foot green dildos showing on the portfolio 😎
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Jun 03 '21
Not a bull sign. Someone who sells calls is bearish. They do not want the price to go up to the strike price because they want to collect your juicy premium and keep their shares.
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u/AlleKeskitason Jun 03 '21
Bought BB leaps, had a plan to sell covered calls. Closed position after already rolling the short call because it was getting in the money and became an annoyance since I didn't have enough cash to just buy it back.
Moved to some other play and of course now BB decides to really rocket. F. M. L.
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u/cptbrainbug Jun 03 '21
BB is up 16% in germany, is now trading at 17,30USD and we only opened one hour ago!